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The Scandinavian Surprise

The act of putting a dead fish into one's Mailbox.
Dude last Tuesday someone pulled the Scandinavian Surprise on Mrs. Packer's house!
by Just the Tip Jackson October 9, 2021
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Dick Surprise

The act of startling someone (preferably a spouse or partner) by placing your member on top of a door handle from a room they are about to exit. By doing this the first thing they see is dangus, as soon as door is fully open you yell "dick surprise" and run away. This usually results in a loud shriek and elevated heart rate. Probably not safe for the elderly or those with known heart conditions.
Trisha was not expecting there to be a large dong on the other side of the door. Upon seeing the meat Patrick yelled dick surprise and she shrieked and fainted.
by Projectpat1983 November 23, 2016
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surprise pants

A jumpsuit, commonly found in women’s clothing.
I thought this was a dress but then surprise Pants.
by Jab<3 August 5, 2023
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surprise shart

When a person or group of people surprise/scare you so bad that you shart your self.
Shart
(Walks through door into dark room)
Everybody: SURPRISE!!!!!
You: AHHHHH!!!!!
(During the commotion you have had a surprise shart)
by that boy axl December 29, 2013
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Saudi Surprise

A joke on having someone preferably alphabet people hung by a pole or building based on the fact that Saudi Arabia is a strict country where degenerate activity is punished by execution
Looks like you need a Saudi Surprise

Oh you're a alphabet person, time for a Saudi Surprise
by Who cares lmao January 16, 2021
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Cyrus surprise

When you get jumped by Miley Cyrus for salvia.
Dude I was in Kmart and got a Cyrus surprise I almost triped my pants.
by OMEruller October 1, 2012
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Surprise Nugget

A piece of poo that can't be flushed despite numerous attempts.
I just went to the bathroom and Paige has left a Surprise Nugget in the toilet.
by Surprise Nugget June 12, 2017
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