Afghan Two-Step

The continuous walking of legs after the head or torso has been severed from the body.
That towelhead did the Afghan two-step after receiving an M406 round to the torso.
by MaddawgUSMC18 January 23, 2010
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Tennessee two-step

Describes any underhanded action.
Brad- Man, he gave me 50 cents instead of 75.
Pat- He totally Tennessee two-stepped you

Pat- See his magic trick?
Brad- Ah, the old Tennessee Two-step
by Kyle Mackay-Allen June 30, 2008
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step-mother fucker

A man who is a step lower on the social rung than a plain ol' average motherfucker.
Brian thought the was a bad mother fucker...but he's worse than he thinks...he's a step-mother fucker.
by DOTK April 01, 2010
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Step-Sister-Wife

A wife's husband's "other woman" known to the wife; whether openly acknowledged or not.

The legal wife of a woman's, generally a mistress, long-term boyfriend/lover/mate.

Two or more women who share a romantic relationship with one man, but do not share a dwelling/residence.
After spending 25 years with me and simultaneously spending 18 years with her, she was more like a step-sister-wife than my husband's mistress.

Since Warren Buffett never divorced his wife Susie, she and his long-term partner, Astrid, are, for all intents and purposes, step-sister-wives.
by AmberChella March 02, 2011
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nobody steps on it rule

When someone is just so freakin hungry they disregard all laws of physics and, without hesitation, will eat that delicious outmeal cream pie that fell on the floor. Who knows how many decades ago this poor Little Debbie fell on the floor, but it's still fully intact, and it tastes good, which is all that matters.
Fred: Aw man, my cookie fell on the floor.
Melvin: You're not gonna eat it??!
Fred: Are you kidding? It's already been 5.092 seconds! I can't eat that infected piece of @#$!!
Melvin: Well, you know I live by the nobody steps on it rule man.
*Melvin eats cookie*
Fred: DUDE YOU'RE GONNA GET MALARIA!!

R.I.P. Melvin: 1988-2008
by SmellsPrettyBad March 06, 2008
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Step bro day

The day the step bro gets all the fun and enjoyment from his step sis, this day is on the 14th March and the step bro should get all he wants on this day

Step bro : hey step sis I want you to fuck me

Step sis : ew now

Step bro: tomo is the 14th March
Step sis: FUUUCK
Step bro day :
Step bro : hey step sis I want you to fuck me

Step sis : ew now

Step bro: tomo is the 14th March
Step sis: FUUUCK
by RealNigaFucka March 08, 2020
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high stepping bitch

A girl, who when dating is constantly trying to escalate the relationship prematurely by being a boss woman or acting like its a done deal.
This is a high stepping bitch thinking I am going to spend the weekend with her parents.
by GChild July 26, 2014
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