Native American Squash Blossom

A sexual act, originating in New Mexico, wherein the transexual woman mashes her penis in a self gratifying act of self immolation. The splatter is referred to as a blossom and traditionally left on the driveway of the first teacher to use one's desired pronouns.

Scar left Ms. Penelope a Native American Squash Blossom before going to the hospital for bottom surgery.

by Phrackster October 2, 2025

i sleep with a bed and squish mellow

When someone asks you what do you shag with, you respond with this.

“Hey Emma, what do you shag with?”
“i sleep with a bed and squish mellow!”

by emmalovesuglyboy February 22, 2021

Bruv, you person squish

The act of flattening a person with a door.

HAHAHA OMG, bruv, you person squish

by TensHorniness July 13, 2021

In fact they're Kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc

Describes when two individuals who are thought to hate each other actually love each other or may even be in a romance

Sarah and Daniel are fighting all time, what's the fuss between them?

Sarah and Daniel don't hate each other In fact they're kissing, sloppy style, squishing boobs together, etc

by NZJSJ November 17, 2023