Squeezed Play

Squeezed Play is when your the one sitting in the middle on the couch and get mashed inbetween two fat people.

squeezed play fat middle mashed sitting couch inbetween Squeezed Play

by DBKing1961 April 22, 2010

Squeez Bacon

No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,

Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.

With Squeez Bacon, I don't have to worry about having the bacon undercooked.

by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010

squeezeboxing

In computer science: inefficient compression <-> expansion of data in order to accommodate inconsistent abstractions or interfaces. See also regifting.

Geek: Your new module takes an comma-separated string of names of objects while the rest of the system uses lists.
Meek: Squeezeboxing - my bad.

by msd13 November 15, 2011

Squeeze the jellyfish

A synonym for second base, from the book "Middlesex" by Jeffery Eugenides.

Hey Lidia, you wanna squeeze the jellyfish after class?

by Titty-Titty-Bang-Bang February 25, 2013

Squeeze Lungs

noun.

- the process where one inhales too quick, that his lungs begin to constrict rather than expand, Therefore leaving that person wheezing and coughing for air.

"Be careful when you kill it. Don't hit it too fast and get squeeze lungs."

by #iMadeinstagram September 16, 2014

squeezed sausage

When someone has their watch so tight to their skin that it looks like someone squeezing a sausage.

Look at that wrist watch, looks like a squeezed sausage if you ask me.

by Frozeninhell June 10, 2016

Squeeze Job

Is a version of a handjob where the girl instead of strokes the penis, squeezes the penis. Is used mostly on guys with smaller sized packages

Yo I heard that Derick got a squeeze job, you know what that means

by Tradala November 24, 2016