kipper spank

a spank on the buttock with a disabled fish

the other day I was misbehaving at school and my maths teacher gave me a good old kipper spank

by totallygaymaddy July 10, 2018

The spanking test

In the UK: A test carried out by the SPSA (Spanker Legs Standards Agency); it lasts around 38-40 minutes and consists of spanking in multiple conditions and carrying out multiple spanking manoeuvres which all include but are not limited to...

- Pull up on the right and spank 2 legs worth's

- Reverse spank (either left leg or right leg), and can be parallel or bay spanking

- The emergency spank!

- Forward bay spank

- Pull up on the left and spank again when you're ready

- Spanking on roundabouts

- Hill spanks

On a national average, only under half all candidates who take the spanking test pass first time.

Spack No.2 failed his spanking test in Southampton Maybush.

(the spanking test)

by Jack Spank9049 January 31, 2024

spank daddy shop

your online shopping for Spank Daddy merchandise and SpankDaddy approved fetish tools. Flogger, paddle, restraints, crops, spank, daddy, spanking. Check out the one stop shopping experience for sex toys

lets go to spank daddy shop and order a 200 fall flogger made with real leather and lots of other toys. www.spankdaddyshop.com

by Spank Daddy Canada December 29, 2024

Mozzarella Spank

Slamming the bag of frozen grated cheese with gusto in a sexual manner to loosen it up and help thaw. Use of kneading the firm frozen cheese to make it smooth and ready for topping.

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My girlfriend has been distant lately and she often needs a mozzarella spank to get into the mood.

by ThatguySmiitty August 08, 2022

Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 25, 2024

spanking the plants

when a vegan masturbates

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?

by TheLemonadeStand June 20, 2021

Spank the Lasagna

The act of smacking your erect penis one the outter Vulva or clitoris of a vagina during or usually before sex. You can see pornstars "Spanking the Lasagna" before penetration in most porn films.

Damn bro he really spanking her lasagna in this MF

Do you spank the lasagna before you have sex

by BoogalooBastard February 17, 2021