Shroom Sitting

When a sober person keeps people tripping on mushrooms safe. (The designated driver of psychedelics)

Bill: You have fun camping this weekend?
Joe: Not really. Everyone else was on shrooms, and I had to make sure they didn’t run into the fire.
Bill: Shroom sitting sucks. You’re a good friend.
Joe: Thanks, I try.

by Care Bear Othy June 16, 2024

Sit on a Dick

v. A sexual position involving a male sitting criss-cross apple sauce, and someone sits on his erected penis.
np. The penis-related equivalent to "go to hell."

1: "Baby, wanna sit on a dick?" he said. He sits criss-crossed, and she says, "Yes please...💋❤️"

by Churros_XD acc2 July 7, 2024

sit

Shortened from “situation”.
Shortened for seemingly no reason other than comedic effect.

“Bro, what you doing in this sit?”
“I don’t know, bro.”

by Motastic July 25, 2024

Sit

Your heart…
Those eyes…
Send me in overdrive…
Throw in the smile…
And my mind in gone for awhile ❤️❤️

Until this I can see…
I will sit and dream ❤️❤️❤️❤️

by a dream and 💔 July 27, 2024

Sitting court side

When your sitting down (normally in class) and someone’s ass is right next to/infront of your face.

Damn man, I love math class.

Why?

Because I’m Sitting court side, with Ms stevens teaching!

by Parker-lefty April 6, 2025

Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.

Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025

Start up Sit up

The Start up Sit up of a period of time, hinting at a Stand up before going into a Start up Sit up to make the further Stand up slightly more enjoyable and fun. Not funny at all and shouldn't be brought up, but it still is standing up.

"That should be a start up sit up! haheh, get it? It's like a stand up"

by BrokenMindFever May 16, 2025