Samuel

Samuel is a really dumb person that thinks he’s good at insulting people. His only insult is calling people emo or an idiot.
He thinks he is smart because he can multiply and divide. Samuel is always asking people if they want a medal but never gives them one. He is not smart btw.

Samuel: Wow I’m so dumb and emo.
Person: oh you must be a Samuel.

by Plut0thegh0st May 31, 2022

Samuel

Samuel is a nice guy always up for a challenge... attracted to girls with girls good packaging has a great sense of humor but doesn't mind spoiling ur day but Samuel is a good friend

Samuel I like u I want to have all ur babies

by Danvyt34 August 17, 2021

Samuel's dick

The biggest dick in the world.

Hey! Samuel's dick is so big

by Guy le Guy January 30, 2017

Alex Samuel Somers

A handsome charming charismatic rizzler that you stick your gyatt out to because he is so skibiti and fanum tax you want to be his sigma go to him and give him your ohio

Alex Samuel Somers is a rizzler

by Tigritz February 13, 2024

Samuel and Martin

Just 2 bros definitely not gay they are just frends and homies haha

Person1:Sam and Martin look so cute together as a couple

Person2:Samuel and Martin are just good frends
Person1:oh so they are not gay?
Person 2:no

by Joebidenhassexwith9yearolds November 21, 2021

Samuel Thompson

A kid at Wilbur Wright who plays drums, and has pre mature diabetes. Asian men love his body for some reason. His nutrition class is not helping him. He plays basketball and averages 2 points a game.

Samuel Thompson, I want to flick your Adams Apple so badly.

by bruh52 November 14, 2019

Samuel

Young man who is old at heart and old at mind. He acts old

I told Samuel he is old. He said okay boomer. Perfect example

by Icedgdhdejkg May 20, 2022