Rubbing Your Dick On Me

A response to somebody lying, invading your space, harrassing, or giving you a hard time while enjoying it.

"My teacher was really rubbing her dick on me about being tardy."

"Are you rubbing your dick on me? That sounds crazy!"

"Dude, you're really rubbing your dick on me right now, and I don't appreciate it."

by Kurt E Wagner June 19, 2008

Double Dick Rubbing

When you have two girls to rub your manhood at once.

John was double dick rubbing last night. He had two chicks on him all night.

by danktheblank April 12, 2011

Belly Rub

When you rub someone's stomache and give them anal through their belly button without consent

Hey sir, would you like a belly rub?

by gucci_fridge June 15, 2019

Reverse Spock Finger Rub

A fingering technique used on women. Women are bent over while the middle and ring finger are inserted while the pinky rubs on the clit.

I gave her that good Reverse Spock Finger Rub.

Hey bro lemme tell you about the Reverse Spock Finger Rub.

by The Cherokee December 26, 2019

tap tap rub glass

Playing games - an app - on a tablet computer or smartphone

Variations:
Tap tap: predominantly typing
Rub glass: not typing

I'm off to tap tap rub glass

by SP-1160 August 23, 2013

Dick-rub-Rob-ism

A Dick-rub-Rob-ism is a funny and offensive saying to make your friends laugh; always involving at least one first name, sexual connotation, and alliteration. The term was born from the original, "Dick rub Rob rubs Rick's rib dick raw."

"I'm bored. Let's make up some dick-rub-Rob-isms."
Other examples:
Tip tug Todd takes Tim's tiny tip timidly.
Penis pull Paul parks Peter's pale prick.

by Benny c of minne January 15, 2009

Blue Balls Back Rub

An extended, often elaborate array of male-on-female foreplay that fails to end in copulation. The common opening move is for the man to offer the woman a back rub, followed by a series of maneuvers that may or may not include a leg massage, teasing of the upper ass around the pantyline, a slight grazing of the sideboob, and as a last resort some aggressively handsy spooning. Crippling, fetal-position blue balls often results, remedied only by vigorous, albeit lonely and pathetic masturbation.

"You get some from the old lady last night?"

"Nope. Nothing but a blue balls back rub."

by Bart County Scrivener January 27, 2015