affectionate rob

A beta/effeminate male, who is weak in confrontation situations, and under the thumb at home. Prone to irrational outbursts of rage followed by immediate back tracking when things get fruity.

Steve: you owe me rent
Nick: fuck off I am not paying
Steve: you owe it to me, pay now
Nick: go fuck yourself, if you ask one more time I'm going to put your ass in a sling
Steve: ok, I'll pop round now, and perhaps you can say that again to my face.
Nick: Sorry Steve, didn't mean it, I'll bring it round right away.
Steve: Typical, you've got the chat of Charlie Big Potatoes, but your nothing by an Affectionate Rob.

by Bow_down_dark_horse January 9, 2019

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rob

very confident man has a big head and has a long shlong himself and loves fortnite

look at rob , such a character

by j2gokrazxy January 29, 2021

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Grave robbing

Hitting your Juul when the light is red, indicating a very low or dead battery.

Juuler 1: Ah shit, my Juul is basically dead. Look at that red light.

Juuler 2: Looks like you're gonna have to go grave robbing.

by Austin From Boston June 16, 2018

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Swap-Robbed

The act of someone taking something from you without your knowledge and swapping out something of equal value or greater

"hey homie let me get that gun off you?" YOU:"Nah bro it ain't for sale"

Reaching for your gun and hour later....

"I don't f****** sell drugs" no Gun lots of drugs
" Yo homie you got Swap-Robbed" 😆😆

by Gr8fuldev May 18, 2021

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Rob

(Robo) - Sweet, smart, sexy ... and exceptionally verbose. A Rob is kind and will literally give you the shirt off his back - and good thing, because he looks fantastic naked. He is all sorts of wonderful things but doesn't seem to know it. For all potential future readers - he would also appreciate a righteous blowjob from time to time.

Oh hi, Rob.

by Robo.Bri December 23, 2021

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