Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!

Attempting a task that has been dumped on you by somebody who expects a miracle. Like your dumbass boss who left two hours ago and wants you to get something done in an hour that would have taken him all day to finish. A takeoff on "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat!" from the Rocky and Bullwinkle cartoons.

'The boss expects me to get all these reports done for the corporate office by tomorrow morning, I don't think I'm gonna make it.' 'Well, you know how Steve is about that. He bails and now you have to say "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a rabbit out of my ass!" just like the other days of the week where he is working 27/4'

--OR--

Rick left early again, now I gotta pull a rabbit out of my ass to get this computer fixed.

by Silverlock March 31, 2009

devious rabbit

a person who smacks their hands together in sneaky activity. you may only rub your hands together after the slap in a hand washing method.

devious rabbit: acting mysterious

by syd12345 May 19, 2022

cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner

A colloquial way of expressing one's desire to end the argument or story short.

The E: you've talked for 20 minutes and you've only gotten through two of your ten points. How much longer are you going to take?

The D: Well, to cut a rabbit in half and call it dinner, the gist of the story is that I had duck for lunch today.

by DeBen October 22, 2013

Under rabbit

So the game works like this:

Top dogs
Under dogs
Top rabbits
… and then there are under rabbits.

Dam, lost that chess game in under rabbit style

by arneeirodossantos November 08, 2022

fat rabbit on a craftmatic

To have a lady with a juicy luscious vagina in your bed

“Bro, I just put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic!”
“I hope I can put a fat rabbit on a craftmatic after the party”

by DROLNWORB November 20, 2021

Chasing the Rabbit

A term used to describe getting distracted or outright losing track of reality- often in reference to drug use, but also a term used sometimes by mentally ill people to describe a dissociative episode or the feeling of slipping into a flashback related to PTSD.

"At first, I knew it wasn't real, but I couldn't help chasing the rabbit."

by Consulting detective December 29, 2022

Trojan rabbit

Like a trojan horse, except a rabbit.

Not everybody was in town when a few of the Greeks came bearing the Trojan rabbit, since at least a few of the people that weren't there wouldn't accept a Trojan rabbit if they had been there.

by Solid Mantis January 25, 2021