cracky poofs

super delicious cereal that makes you insane.

So why are you acting so crazy? Did you eat your cracky poofs this morning?

by Gypsychic February 28, 2008

man-poof

Any body poof made specifically for a man

BF-Come check out how soft and supple my skin is baby

GF- Umm, thats nice love, but I dont really notice anything different

BF- Well you should because I used this hard core body scrubber

GF- Baby, That aint nothin but a man-poof

by Phoenix Jones May 19, 2010

Slurp-poof

The act in which a woman gets her lovehandles transferred to her breasts for implants.

Yeah, she totally got the slurp-poof... and it looks GREAT.

by omiftw August 7, 2010

Andy Poofresne

The act of defecating in one's trousers and shaking the feces down the pants leg and out of the bottom of the pants.

After John shit his pants at the Wal-Mart, he pulled an Andy Poofresne to leave the turd undetected in the sporting goods aisle.

by Theyre_Coming June 11, 2012

sneaky poofter

When you're out drinking with your mates and suddenly one (or more) of them disappear without notice. Usually when it is their round.

Man I haven't seen Johnny in ages and it's his round. Oh he's pulled a sneaky poofter !

by Colon3l November 9, 2015

Snorgle Poofer

When a watcher of the hit Rooster Teeth Productions show, On the Spot, decides instead of finding an interesting word, to make one instead.

"There's no way Tim could of found that word! He's a total snorgle poofer!"

by QueenOfRainbows October 24, 2016

tweedle poof

A homosexual/ gay man who is very effiminate

See that guy over there in the lime green shirt? What a tweedle poof.

by warewolf56 March 7, 2017