Surprised Pirate

A surprised pirate is where someone is giving a guy a blowjob and he cums in their mouth without saying anything, the person then gets angry and spits the cum in his eye and kicks his leg making him into a surprised pirate. Also known as a reverse angry pirate or a rap for short.

"Dude I was getting a blowjob from her and I came and she made me a surprised pirate. My eye still burns and my leg is bruised."

by sniperoo September 13, 2011

Pillow pirate

A sleeping partner who manages to steal every pillow(and any blankets) from thier bed partner, all without waking up and often denying it completely when waking up.

My sweetie is a total pillow pirate. I wake up freezing and flat on the bed every night, and I can't even get a corner back until they wake up!!

by Hippyfox September 23, 2021

Golf Pirate

When someone hooks their shot every single time.

"Did you see that golf pirate at the course today?", "Yea, he was turrrrible...."

by Jeremy Guy 123 January 1, 2012

cherry pirate

A man who steals young girls virginities.

the man was known to be the cause of a girl losing virginity; he was a cherry pirate.

by evan..................... June 17, 2012

pixel pirate

pixel pirate is a sweaty cunt that sits on runescape all day and drinks pepsi all day

pixel pirate is a sweaty cunt

by urtis July 21, 2016

Wall pirate

Someone who reposts continually on facebook such that it fills your wall or dominates the posts on your wall.

I wish Alyssa would stop reposting all those stories on Facebook most of what's on my wall is from her, she is becoming a wall pirate.

by kudachip February 26, 2017

pirate bobbb

A robot made by reman in 2019, people love him for some reason, friends with everyone in his discord chat except pain who wants to fuck him

your my idol pirate bobbb - sponix
why - pirate bobbb
Idk - sponix

by Pirate bobbb May 22, 2020