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three panty system

When three lesbians have a love triangle. One should be masculine.
Why Diedra and Susan, would you like to have a lesson in the three panty system in my bedroom? - Jill
by Agnes2010Scottiez April 1, 2010
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ur auntie a panty

A word so dangerous it was banned by the government. Every time this insult is used a galaxy explodes.
Person 1: “ur mum gay”
Person 2: “ur sister a mister
Person 1: “ur granny a tranny
Person 2: “I never thought I’d have to use this...”
Person 1: “Ha ha fool, nothing can beat ur granny a tranny
Person 2: “Ur auntie a panty”

*Person 1 gets swallowed into the 8’th dimension as the whole multiverse implodes into a black hole*
by OmeletteBoy May 11, 2018
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jumbo panty shrimp

An extremely large clitoris, that extends past the labia by at least 3".
Many people thought Wanda was a tranny, but in reality, she just had a jumbo panty shrimp.
by bob stalkerman December 2, 2013
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panty grasshoppers

Any unusual itchy feeling which may precede the diagnosis of a sexually transmitted disease.
I best get a drs. appointment. It's only been two days since my one night in heaven with that stripper and I already feel panty grasshoppers.
by shead November 12, 2006
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panties as a coffee filter

expression used when wanting to have a girl stay over and have sex with her.
Tell nevilles assistant I want to use her panties as a coffee filter this weekend.
by Big ram77 October 1, 2017
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Sell my panties

Something that high school girls in Japan do to make quick money or if they ran out of money when they run away.
Girl: If I run out of money when I run away I'll need to sell my panties.
by Kelga August 11, 2006
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Fish net panties

Panties made from fish net for a woman that wants to show off her prime pussy.
by Deep blue 2012 October 20, 2009
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