Owen Marsh

A human with a very long schlong and multi sport athlete

Owen marsh’s baseball play was great

by anonymous February 19, 2021

owen

an 'owen' is usually used in a term to call someone a special ed, sped, as owen himself is a sped.

Omg, you're such an owen.

by Did I alsk? September 28, 2021

owen young'in

Someone who comes up with obscure and almost unbelievably bad luck at injuring his body right before he would be needed for recruit training. Also for someone who needs constant supervison from other adults that he is not being shady while in your hom.

If I see Sonoma owen young'in his chores again, he'll lost his video game. He can get it back by not owen young'in his stories so much when no one really cares. Look that young man just owen young'd us call the cops.

by Floydd March 19, 2013

Owen

The word/name Owen is often used to describe someone who is bad at life. Owens usually like to brag about there shitty achievements and will act like a retard for a chance to be included in a group. Owens typically only see there own little success and will suck the life out of that for a long time. A Owen has the worst marks in school and somehow still thinks they are smart. A man named owen often goes for a girl with a penis bigger than his so he can feel safe. In conclusion a owen is the worst thing you can be called and it’s obvious your parents hate you if you are named owen. I feel bad for you.

Owen = bad at life

Wow ur being such a Owen rn

by Jacky brownpen February 7, 2022

Owen

Owen is a god that cranks his dank to anime hoo hoos, he likes to eat milk and drink carrots.

Girl: OMG, Owen is such a good looking, yummy cow
Guy: I know i just wanna have his yummy ass so bad

by Momen Trynn June 9, 2019

Owen wine

Owen wine is one of the coolest guys and he has a big dong

I heard owen wine has a huge dong

by 12222333343455yumyumsauce October 27, 2019

Owen Connell

If you ever meet someone by the first name Owen, and the last name Connell, you are in the presence of a great guy. He grew up in the wilderness raised by a gorilla and a cheetah, thats why he’s got those animal instincts. He is the most loyal person you will ever meet, and will not leave you behind. He is a guy who pursues God and knowledge with his whole heart, and even though he may mess up here and there, he is not a quitter. Owen (Oh - When) 4 syllables, is someone that you will be lucky to meet if you ever get the chance. He pulls every girls that steps within a 100 meter radius of him, and has no mercy when it comes to stealing your girl. If he likes you, he pi’s pulling your best friend, its all a part of his heinous 1000000 IQ strategy. Owen is the hottest most athletic guy you will ever meet. Connell (Caugh-nuh-ell) Means that he is 6’4 and loves you.

Owen Connell just saved a cat from a tree. Oh wow he’s cool!

by anonymous December 5, 2022