Meat Shelf

The Fold of Gut that hangs over someones pants when they have had 1,000 too many doughnuts.

That guy should wear a bigger shirt so we cant see his Meat shelf.

by Jim Reed May 07, 2006

Meat Thunder

The noise made by bumping uglies.

I hear meat thunder coming from my parents room at night.

by Josh Briggs July 28, 2003

Meat Grinder

An extremely controlling woman in a relationship. Will make you lose your manhood. 9/10 times it is a close friend.

Person 1: she is so hot.
Person 2: yea but she never lets me go out.
Person 1: sounds like a meat grinder.

by Aguywhosbeenthere April 09, 2012

meat sweats

Refers to an intense build up of perspiration as a result of the excess consumption of meat or meat related products.

James needed to mop his brow as he had a bad case of the meat sweats.

by Rodgey December 21, 2005

meat puppet

1. Another name for a human being, especially one who doesn't think for herself/has no soul and is therefore controlled by others. 2. An ugly bag of mostly water.

I'm so sick of all these meat puppets eating up all the tater tots.

by ZoomaBaresAll November 05, 2010

beat the meat

verb synonym for masturbation

"Hey stop beating the meat!"

by SLOGAN December 07, 2002

Meat Puddles

When a woman's breasts have become so flabby that when she wears a push-up bra or corset her breasts lay flat ,instead of perky, and ripple and slosh like water when they move.

Jane's tits look like meat puddles, dude.

by thesonofabob May 19, 2011