As a kid, his dad owned a McDonald's and his mom owned a burger king. He ate for free whenever he was hungry. When he got tired of mickie D's, he went to BK, and vice-versa.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".
One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
Childhood obesity came and the doctors didn't give him too long to live. The make-a-wish foundation gave him his dream of being in the hip-hop industry before he would "die"... but that was like... 15 years ago? Proving his resolve, at the same time proving doctors wrong and he's not gonna soon stop rapping... oops I mean "Rapping".
One thing he never changed from his childhood: He starts his day in a fast food restaurant, ends it that way too, unless his dinner doesn't go down right, in which case, it ends on the crapper.
We love Fat Joe, well not his music, but him. And so we NEED to constantly tell him the two most important words... Jenny Craig... Fat joe, you need Slim Fast... and FAST
by Raw Doggy April 5, 2010
Get the Fat joemug. The Lead Guitarist of Aerosmith.
Hes not known for his solo crap,Mostly for beign with the band.
One of the best guitar players ever.
Hes not known for his solo crap,Mostly for beign with the band.
One of the best guitar players ever.
by Ljguitarchik18 May 23, 2007
Get the joe perrymug. great guitarist and backup vocalist for the best band ever: Fall Out Boy.
oh yeah and he has a lisp which makes him extra special!
oh yeah and he has a lisp which makes him extra special!
by anonymous k April 23, 2005
Get the joe trohmanmug. Being a "Big Joe" Is when a male happens to have an absolutely massive penis, like, ridiculously huge- A Cock big enough to balance a horse on, when it isn't erect. These guys can snap cars in half with one mighty swing.
Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Their motto tends to be "If it exists, my dick can break it."
When they get erections, only a wormhole could fit the bastards.
Detective - "So far, we have established that the woman was torn in half down the middle, possibly by the insertion of an object into her vagina, which was so big she tore in two."
Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
Detective 2 - "Must have been a Big Joe."
by Mr Boomtastique July 6, 2009
Get the Big Joemug. The Joe of Kimes (real name joakim) is The J's partner in business and he is the most passive of the urban myths. He commited several counts of arson in Massachusetts leading to him being wanted by the U.S government.
Person 1: The Joe of Kimes is so cool, I wish I could be like him!
Person 2: I wish I could have my very own Joe of kime.
Person 2: I wish I could have my very own Joe of kime.
by Follower of Dennis R and The J February 17, 2022
Get the The Joe of Kimesmug. An individual with the Scruff is one handsome, suave, witty, caring Joe.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.
In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.
Well known for excessive cheesiness and the ability to make one laugh uncontrollably.
In short, a Scruffy Joe is everything you are not and could never be.
Known as 'Mark' to the non-Scruff's.
by Wheeze February 13, 2008
Get the Scruffy Joemug. Executing a person by shooting them twice in the chest and twice in the head is known as a little joe.
A roll of 4 the hard way in the game of craps.
Hard way are called such as there is only one way for a pair of dice to come up. For a hard four, it's 2&2. For an easy way four there are two different ways. Either the first die showing 1 and the other die showing 3. Or the first die showing 3 and the other die showing 1.
It is unknown if the craps slang came from the name of the killing technique or vise versa.
A roll of 4 the hard way in the game of craps.
Hard way are called such as there is only one way for a pair of dice to come up. For a hard four, it's 2&2. For an easy way four there are two different ways. Either the first die showing 1 and the other die showing 3. Or the first die showing 3 and the other die showing 1.
It is unknown if the craps slang came from the name of the killing technique or vise versa.
by jimmy da prick May 24, 2020
Get the Little Joemug.