Me: Why are you bored?
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.
Tawfiq: I have no friends
Me: So, your socially retarded?
Tawfiq: Yes. Yes i am.
by udahit April 10, 2009
by sdjhdfahduikiqja February 15, 2010
The consequence of a clumsy or narcissistic social action. The Social Footprint is philosophically linked to the Carbon Footprint, implying that all human actions leave a trace, and sometimes have negative consequences.
Caroline says being a stripper is mark of her feminism because she's in control of her body, but what about the SOCIAL FOOTPRINT she leaves everytime she flashes her tits?
by Kate Pendry August 09, 2008
A political idealogical concept in which a government should have the majority of control. However, being a social authoritarian means that the government acts on the part of its citizens. It by no means means a conservative, whackjob society where religion is key and rights are stamped out. It essentially is a benevolent dictatorship, where a small group of people act towards the better of a country.
Guy 1: Dude, did you know Singapore is a benevolent dictatorship?!
Guy 2: Uh yeah. But did you know its one of the most advanced cities in the world because of it? Because of its long term commitment, it can actually start and finish projects! That's why i'm an social authoritarian.
Guy 2: Uh yeah. But did you know its one of the most advanced cities in the world because of it? Because of its long term commitment, it can actually start and finish projects! That's why i'm an social authoritarian.
by Pyrotrout February 15, 2011
Also known as Diet Onision, Social Repose is a vlogger, "musician", and scumbag who has taken up the past time of making "music" videos that appeal to his core audience of 12 year old scene girls. His hobbies include dressing up like a bird, not brushing his teeth, and fucking everyone in sight in a desperate attempt to prove that he isn't gay.
He is most well known for cheating on youtuber JaclynGlenn, something that would eventually lead to his downfall and cause him to post vague suicide threats on twitter.
He is most well known for cheating on youtuber JaclynGlenn, something that would eventually lead to his downfall and cause him to post vague suicide threats on twitter.
by tomviolence November 07, 2017
Ryan is socially constipated. He wanted to go to the party but no matter how hard he tried he just couldn't go.
by RBass3000 October 06, 2011
A person who abuses his current friendships to propel himself up a social ladder, usually putting down his current friends as a means of making himself look cool to people with higher perceived social status.
"Rodney just told Alex that I'm really pretentious. Why is he telling Alex, who he just met, about my personality flaws?"
"Dude's a social leapfrog. Are you sure you're friends with him?"
"Dude's a social leapfrog. Are you sure you're friends with him?"
by Duder91 December 28, 2013