nose-dived

When you ruined your rep and "Dived" into the deep end. This can come in various ways like saying something very stupid in a roast comeback.

Guy 1 - The fuck is wrong with your hairline mate?
Victim - *Stumbles* uh well you're a poop face...
Guy 1 - You fucking nose-dived mate.

by ZackyZack October 23, 2017

Nose hose

Noun: Not actually a real thing, but it appears to be located in the sinus cavities of toddlers and constantly blows out mucus at varying speeds.

When he was little, Shep’s nose hoses would always range from slow drip to geyser.

by Dorkmuffin April 29, 2019

nosing around

to search for something (such as private or hidden information) in usually a quiet or secret way

She caught him nosing around in her papers/office.

by sfasa September 29, 2020

loud nose

High quality canabis flower in which smells very strong.

Hit me up for loud nose $1800/lb

by Meat cleever 69 May 24, 2020

max nose

When your nose gets fucked up from talking lots of bullshit.

Guy talking to friend - “I fs heelflipped that road gap.”

Friend - “Bullshit...be careful man you don’t wanna get max nose from telling lies. You won’t be able to sneeze properly”

by Kid Creepy May 12, 2020

Pitero's nose

Similar to Achiles ankle. It is his weakness. Just press it and he dies of pressed nose disease. Which make no mistake is a very serious disease.

Guy 1: I had enough of this pitero! I pressed pitero's nose!
Guy 2: He really must have deserved it

by 1000Bucks May 7, 2021

Nose battle

When the car in the lane next to you slowly speeds up ever so slightly that the front of the car is ahead of you, then you speed up, then he speeds up again.

This douche bag was trying to challenge me in a nose battle on the highway today.

by slut1234 August 16, 2009