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I’m a mushroom

Someone who is in the dark about plans. Because, mushrooms grow in the dark
I’m a mushroom, Gary said as he shrugged his shoulders
by SeanMykonos April 1, 2023
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mushroom wacker

when a man takes his penis and hits a woman upside the face with it.
If hes bein a bitch, use your mushroom wacker!!
by kackackackac December 13, 2009
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Mushroom

Mushroom is an amazing nickname for your friend with a bob that curls in and is normally really nice they love drama and swear but in a very funny way 😂
Omg mushroom your amazing
by Spy_rabbit19 February 5, 2020
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Bukkake mushroom

Bukkake mushroom is when you and your friends ejaculate on a magic mushroom and then consume it.
'Mom! Me and my mates are going out to have some bukkake mushrooms, are you coming?'
by schmucklover June 29, 2024
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mushroom growth

When a woman gets moist she worries I might grow mushrooms
So moist leads to mushroom growth.

Karen is so moist she has mushroom growth.
by Schuyler 55 February 18, 2023
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mushroom chin

when someone leans their head back and it looks like a mushroom.
*someone leans their head back*

You “nice mushroom chin😂”
by efarrell69 October 13, 2020
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mushroom treatment

When co-workers do not tell you anything and are actively feeding you bad information. Just as in how mushrooms are grown - kept in the dark and fed full of shit
He keeps giving me the mushroom treatment about this job.
by SummitXTC February 26, 2021
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