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Sexy Milkshake

When your sittin knees down in the back of your moms 1984 lemon getting your chili ring licked from the back by your fathers daughter and getting some sloppy top from the homeless guy in the front whilst sipping on your chocolate McDonald’s milkshake.
My day was going terribly yesterday until I delightfully surprised with a Sexy Milkshake during my road trip.
by Wanjarthen November 27, 2021
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Cosmic Milkshake

Result of a gangbang, when several guys finish in the girl, and its all mixed together.
She loves sex so much, she usually ends up with a cosmic milkshake.
by pinka November 12, 2014
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Muffin Milkshake

When a person wears pants tight enough to create a "muffin top" and a man fucks the folds of the "muffin top", ejaculating between the folds. Continuing or movement after causes the semen to become frothy and creamy, similar to a milkshake.
"Have you ever had a muffin milkshake?"
"Dude, I gave Alexa a muffin milkshake last night!"
by Tho'adu August 10, 2022
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milkshake duke

the most sexeist milkshake that ever romed the land
milkshake duke the definition is a spiked milkshake. my milkshake is duked
by sheffield17 November 26, 2018
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chocolate milkshake

When you do both a pee and a poo in your pants, it’ll mix together and you will end up making a chocolate milkshake!
guy 1: ‘damn dude i have such a chocolate milkshake in my pants right now.’
guy 2: ‘same bro, it’s been hurting to shit lately so it’s a strawberry milkshake.’
guy 1: ‘damn.’
by skullyfaerie March 12, 2021
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Columbian Chocolate Milkshake

The act of masturbating while your partner farts on you.
Dan wanted sex, but had to settle for a Columbian Chocolate milkshake this morning.
by Shiggles October 3, 2016
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Milkshake

If somebody in the groupchat says something that is totally different than the subject that the groupchat is discussing.

A random comment that has nothing to do with what others are discussing.
*groupchat is discussing going to the movies*

‘These Fries are so yummy

‘That is so milkshake!’
by Rowoww November 9, 2020
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