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Milk War

Can be used in three separate contexts.
1. Explicit: A bi-annual event where a group of guys get together in a line and see who can ejaculate the farthest; the winner is crowned the Milk Man, and gains one (1) free Milk Pass, which is valid for 6 months.
2. Social: Where a group of three (3) friends get together at a table, sitting in a triangle formation - a carton of milk is placed between all three, and the three must contend to see who can possess the carton, and consume the beverage. Whoever has the carton by the time it is fully emptied is declared the victor. They may then declare that they are the only one amongst the friend group whose bones are strong and 'all calcified'.
3. Political: A trade conflict between Russia and Belarus in June 2009, stemming from Russia allegedly attempting to pay Belarus US$500 million to recognize the independence of Abkhazia and South Ossetia, as well as privatize the Belarusian milk industry. When Belarus sought negotiations with the European Union on certifying Belarusian milk according to EU regulations, Russia banned the import of dairy products from Belarus, citing alleged health concerns. The trade conflict ended on June 17, 2009, when Russia announced that it would lift the ban.
Damn bro, that Milk War last night was wild. I really think John maxed out there.
by Mech70 December 23, 2022
mugGet the Milk Warmug.

Bum Milk

The act of drinking seamen out of a womans asshole after a man has ejaculated all of his goods into her.
Dayum gurllll! I just tasted the greatest bum milk from my lover Laquonda, I guess you can say I'm a lesbian and a fool for bum milk!
by Especially May 6, 2011
mugGet the Bum Milkmug.

Milk Friends

when you make a new friend and you think their awesome and sweet, but they expire after a while
That group over there were milk friends, they weren't the greatest
by Emma+friends June 21, 2016
mugGet the Milk Friendsmug.

Milk with chocolate

Choccy milk, but with more milk than chocolate. It has an off white to light brown color and you can't taste the syrup or the mix. Also Disappointment in liquid form.
Idiot: Here's your drink!
Person with standards: I asked for chocolate milk, not milk with chocolate. I can't drink this. I send it back.
by ilovechoccymilk May 26, 2022
mugGet the Milk with chocolatemug.

Milk bagging

Breast feeding in public with no regard
(often involves full reveal of the nipple, and/or a visible leakage of milk)
Omg, I cant believe, that lady milk bagging in the Gap store
by Castle42 June 13, 2020
mugGet the Milk baggingmug.

milking shed

A bar or club where older women go to pick up younger men, solely for the purpose of sex.
I need to get laid tonight, so I'm going to a milking shed.
by Deetey April 23, 2017
mugGet the milking shedmug.

mild milk

A crazy drug that is around 20% human cum, 30% muscle milk , 10% Xanax, 10% acid and 30% cocoa bean.
Bro I’m trippin of this mild milk!
by Mmccoonneell January 6, 2020
mugGet the mild milkmug.

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