May 20

The day you drink all the sprite cranberry you want bro, you don't get to share with no one ether.

Me: Aye you want a sprite cranberry
Him: yeah sure
Me: SIKE ITS MAY 20 I DON'T HAVE TO SHARE BITCH

by YEET BITCH I GO TO AFSA December 6, 2019

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may 16th

my birthday & a chill day.

omg it’s may 16th! i have to tell y/n happy birthday!!

by eat a toilet seat June 15, 2021

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May 20

National I don't give a crap day

May 20:
*...*
"I dont give a crap"

by B̴r̴o̴o̴k̴i̴e̴ May 18, 2021

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May 14

May 14 is a day when the baddest bitches were born. They have the biggest RBF and you don’t wanna mess with them. They are super pretty and loving friends, and know how to care for everyone.

Girl #1: Ugh I wish I was born into May 14 like Kylie, she’s such a baddie.
Girl #2: Yeah I know right she’s so lucky.

Boy #1: Exactly I wanna date a girl born on May 14.

by bellaw20 February 2, 2020

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May 30

National Swear day

Kid: fuck, bitch, motherfucker, shit!
Parent: Shut up! why are you swearing sm!
kid: because it’s May 30! National Swear day ofc!🙄🖕🏽

by AndreaSheeessh May 30, 2021

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tu mai can be used both in spanish or in english, depending on how you use it and your knowledge on spanish language. if you are from a spanish nation/household or anything that has to do with spanish (lololol)you might know that "tu mai" means your mom. if you're not part of what i was talking about well now you know what Tu Mai means. another word for tu mai is tu mama, which actually is the real definition of your mom. anyways i use it all the time lol

random girl named sarai: what is the farmer emoji used for?
me (Sebastian): tu mai
random girl named sarai: what

me: tu mai

(conversation in spanish)

me: voy a hacer algo

alguien: que vas a hacer

me: tu mai

by sebastiantheperrito October 21, 2021

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