pp lord

a faggot who shal be cancelled because the lord said that gingers are valid

pp lord: “ITS ME THAY HOLY PP LORD I LOVE THOU WHO HAVE PPS”
person 1: “hahaha kill yourself you mega fag”
pp lord: “no also gingers are valid”
person 1: *fucking shoots pp lord*
person 2: HOLY FUCKING SHIT DUDE YOU SHOT PP LORD
person 1: okay listen dude-
person 2: NO I WONT LISTEN YOU FUCKING SHOT A LORD
person 1: *points gun at person 2* LISTEN UP BITCH
person 2: WHAT HUH UR GONNA SHOOT ME LIKE YOUR FATHER DID TO HIMSELF
person 1: s-s-s-s-s-s-s-sshut the fuck up you mega retard *shoots person 2*
person 2: *fucking dies and shits himself violentely*

by cummie sock October 17, 2022

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Lord Guinan

Holiest amongst tho men. A bearer of light. The most high. Noblest of all nobility. A man who doesn’t mow his lawn but in return dares it grow. Seas part before his presence. A true Robin of the Authority but a rapacious scrooge of the cookie jar. Only intimidated when Men Yell. A seller of flatulence as potpourri. I raise the sun and it bows before me each night.

Man did you see the presence of that thing?. He/she/it/shim is a real Lord Guinan.

Look how high his hours worked are but is fine with our kids eating ramen again, yea only a Lord Guinan could pull that off.

by Men Yell August 13, 2023

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Sass Lord

Sass lord is the highest rank of sass one can achieve. They are the Bruce Lee of verbal scuffle, master of their craft. They thrive in chaotic skirmishes as they are the best at finding flaws in whatever you're saying, and if there's none, create ones. Picking a fight with a sass lord means you are fighting a losing battle, the more witnesses there are the more this statement stand since sass lords are professionals at getting everyone on their side against you.

Kid 1: *Starts making fun of random peoples*
Kid 2: Hey you should stop that before you catch the sass lord attention.
Sass Lord: *Cracks neck while making a self sufficient smile*
Kid 2: Oh shit mate you're done for. I'm out of here.

by APowerfulBeing January 21, 2021

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