Lane Switching Tango

When two people keep switching lanes in an attempt to not cause an accident. Typically caused by people who blindly merge.

Man, I was driving to work and this lady nearly hit me and made me do the lane switching tango.

by Rusty BallsR 69 October 29, 2021

The Lanes

A great progressive rock band from Winnipeg, Manitoba.

The Lanes are freakin' great.

by nerdboy July 28, 2003

Lane

This tall,down right sexy big grinned brown eyed Lane is a BIG Country boy. Mudding, Fishing, Camping, Working on his deer lease and hanging with his buddies.

Lane is Sweet, Caring, Outgoing,so much fun to be around and Hard Worker. We are having a bad day a Lane can put a smile on your face.

But watch out!! Lane can be a BIG TIME Smart Ass. Bull Headed, Opinionated and Hard to please. He is strong and loves to work out. Keeps his feelings in, but shows the girl he loves all the love possible.

Lane is a flirt but a gentleman. Romantic and soft hearted. Easily angered. Protective of those he loves.

Goes by the nickname name of Clark Kent or John wayne. Proud owner of a big dick

Lane sure has a huge cock, Ol Chris is sure lucky to have superman as a brother, be a shame to have two midgets in the family.

by unknownuser1776 April 22, 2021

Grouse lane

a long dirt road in the midddle of Glenburn, all the cool kids live on it, and cause shanaigans.

yo, lets get that kid that lives on grouse lane to egg a house.

by xoxobluedeamonxoxo June 12, 2009

lane shaming

The act of, in your mind, shaming the vehicle in lane 3 of a 4-lane motorway (when there’s no other traffic) by overtaking them and immediately with no indication pulling in to lane 1. Whilst passing, give them the Look of Shame, the one that says “You can’t drive, you cockgibbon, and you’re probably in lane 3 because you have a third puffy nipple.”

- How was your drive to London?
- There was a right cockgibbon in a turquoise van, sat in lane 3, tweaking sommat.
- Did you give ‘em a decent Lane Shaming?
- Fam, I Lane Shamed ‘em to the n-th level of Hell… Aldershot.

by Dogburster November 20, 2023

Left Lane Hero

That asshat who views every car in the merge lane as a challenge
See also: middle aged men with something to prove

The dude in that volvo is being a real left lane hero by trying to run me off the road

by bigdipper87 January 15, 2016

Taking a lane

Taking a lane is where you end up in a situation where you have a vape in one hand, a Dick in the other, and the smell of fresh semen on your face. Lane, stop vaping already. Your mother doesn’t deserve this.

*Marc, Lane, and Rod walk outside on a cloudy day. Marc notices the clouds.

Marc: “hahaha the clouds remind of how gay Lane is. Because he vapes.”
Lane: *unable to reply because he has Rod’s Dick in his mouth
Rod: “Wow. I’m really taking a Lane right now..”

by Lane Blow’Glee June 3, 2019