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Bathroom Lane Change

When you go into a bathroom to take a leak and all the sudden you have to take a shit and move from the urinal to a stall.
Man, yesterday I was at the urinal taking a piss and my stomach got all tore up and I had to take a shit . I had to zip up and hit the stall.

Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.
by joemanshowman March 4, 2018
mugGet the Bathroom Lane Changemug.

Tard Lane

Lane of a road where slow and ignorant drivers belong, the right lane. This includes any highway or city street.
This idiot just merged into the passing lane, and he's just doing the speed limit. He belongs in the tard lane.
by quitepedantic November 17, 2015
mugGet the Tard Lanemug.

lane

the baddist biddie in the house who probaly uses they/them or he/him pronouns
omg lane is suchhhhh a bad biddieeee
by bad biddie lane March 16, 2021
mugGet the lanemug.

Ash Tree Lane

1. Any name for a group of constantly quibbling infants.

2. A group strictly comprised of men with little to no facial hair.

3. A slang name for a person who picks the deodorant out of his dads armpit hair with his teeth, fingernails, or any other body part consisting on mainly bone or cartilage.
1. You guys should stop being an ash tree lane or you'll never get any work done.

2. HAHA, dude did you see that group of pre-teens? They were a total ash tree lane! They all had bare faces!

3. Your mum is an ash tree lane.
by THE BEARDED BANDIT! February 1, 2010
mugGet the Ash Tree Lanemug.

Tom Lane

A thoroughbred roadman, usually found in his home in St Neots with shit being thrown at his front door. He thinks he’s a level 100 stoner but the only thing he can roll is his dads jaw.
Wanna smoke this weed bro ( bent ass joint, 95% baccy, 5% weed )

Nah, hahaha, That sounds like a load of Tom Lane shit too me
by Ben102047372 April 8, 2020
mugGet the Tom Lanemug.

Lane-Cucked

The result of Lane-Cucking, the act of driving in one lane to block another driver from accessing the same lane or the lane opposite, resulting in the other driver to miss their turn. Most commonly found on highway exits.
Passenger: "Why didn't you turn? That was our exit?
Driver: "I'm sorry, but I got Lane-Cucked by that prick in the Buick! They wouldn't budge!"
by Mental Crohn's April 28, 2019
mugGet the Lane-Cuckedmug.

lane simon

Lane Simon also known as the Goose Master! A master at sex and has to have a very large penis.
I want to be Goosed by the Goose Master tonight Lane Simon!
by Baby horse September 30, 2013
mugGet the lane simonmug.

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