The law that dictates that when someone is high, no matter how irrelevant to the conversation it is, they will tell you about it.
"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."
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Ever since I discovered that local café, I've become such a java junkie that I can't function without my daily dose of espresso.
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Their lack of control and obsession with cum even over other life events really makes them pathetic losers.
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