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Junkie's Law

The law that dictates that when someone is high, no matter how irrelevant to the conversation it is, they will tell you about it.
"We we're playing online trying to think of a strategy to win, and some guy just kept saying he was high."
"Yep. That's Junkie's Law."
by jgjlaw August 12, 2025
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Insult Junkie

What you call your friend that is constantly throwing insults and slurs at you. Typically your hg who think they tuff shit.
by Lil_beanflaker25k August 26, 2025
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java junkie

A slang term for "coffee addict", derived from the slang term "java" (meaning "coffee") which is named after an Indonesian island where coffee beans grow well.
Ever since I discovered that local café, I've become such a java junkie that I can't function without my daily dose of espresso.
by Emotional Cruiser August 30, 2025
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Ash-junkie

A volunteer firefighter so addicted to the idea of battling flames that he begins to imagine smoke and fire where none exist, much like a desperate wanderer in the desert mistaking heat haze for water. Typically characterized by delusions of heroism, compulsive false alarms, and an insatiable need to prove relevance in the absence of actual emergencies.
“Calm down, Johnson—you’re acting like a damn Ash-junkie again; that’s not smoke, it’s just a barbeque pit.”
by Jack Dollson September 3, 2025
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Circuit junky

Noun: a word that serves as an alternative and has an adjacent meaning to clanker
No daughter of mine will marry a circuit junky!
by Wirebackhater September 7, 2025
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cum junkie

Cum junkies seem addicted to loads of jism. A cum junkie will do just about anything to ingest their next load. Their joy is derived from swallowing cum and will savour each load by swishing it around in their mouth or gargling it in the back of their throat.

Cum junkies will suck off strangers and service public glory holes. They will take a cock up the ass if it means getting a load inside them but they much prefer eating it. Cum junkies will even suck the cum out of a condom and pay men to empty loads down their throat.

Their lack of control and obsession with cum even over other life events really makes them pathetic losers.
Dude I was walking though the park yesterday and this fucking cum junkie loser was sucking off this random fat sweaty man in the bushes. He gave no fucks about who saw him either
by Jay-1001 January 31, 2025
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Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

"Something-something delusional incest cult" ~ Says the rapists junkies who is actively domthing the thing

Hym "You see now why both rapist and fat cock genocide are perfectly justifible right?"
by Hym Iam February 22, 2025
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