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July 25

If you were born on this day then you're the baddest bitch in school. You might also be extremely emotionally unstable. You have deep rooted feelings of self hate and a colossal lack of self confidence. Keep your head up tho, you kick ass.
July 25 is the day that great people are born on.

Oh Jack is perfect. Too bad he's too deprecating to see it.
by Anonymous_Potato_Lord October 27, 2020
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July 10th

Lick God's Balls Day

Were you born on July 10th? Means you're a fucking God, people need to be worshipping at your feet everyday, but need to be extra on this day
Random Internet Person #1: Man this guy's getting on my nerves, should we go beat the shit out of him?
Random Internet Person#2: We can't, not today, he was born on July 10th, maybe tomorrow
by RyantheGinger June 23, 2020
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July 26th

July 26th is national exchange nudes with James day. If you didn’t yesterday like you were supposed to- you have to today . *James girlfriend only,* as he doesn’t want any nudes but hers!
Today is July 26th...perfect day for James and his girlfriend to exchange nudes!
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Juicy Julie

"Juicy Julie" is the opponent to the general humanistic ideal of aesthetic beauty. The alpha female's name is created under the sensually manipulated illusion of an extremely juicy, mighty and powerful goddess of heavenly gifts and naughty nature with one hell of a fat and bountiful bottom like the best sort of feast.
"O Mirror, Mirror! On the Wall, Who is the Juiciest of Them All?!" asks Plastic Bottom Nicki Minaj and Brazing Bottom Kim Kardashian, both confident in the anticipation of the Mirror's reply.
"JUICY JULIE! She is the Juiciest of Them ALL!" The Mirror roars as an unquiet horror falls upon the big, fat booties of the room; one of whom had broke the internet and the other who teased an anaconda. They had sacrificed so much for the size of their bums...
by PoppetsPlace February 17, 2015
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July 10th

The date when the biggest mandem is born.
This mandem will grow up to be some next level Pablo Escobar, terrorist, or a multimillionaire business man
This blood messes about during childhood and enlightens other peoples lives

This mandem is a true blessing from god
Person1:when were you born
Persson2:July 10th
Person1:omg I'm so happy to have you in my life
by Oneandonlyamandem October 18, 2019
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July 21st

The day where you talk to your girlfriend/boyfriend all day
Mark:hey Sam do you want to come over and play one the ps4
Sam: nah bro it’s July 21st
Mark:so?
Sam: it means I got to talk to my girlfriend all day today
by syperia July 20, 2020
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July 14

The day where you can ask put your crush and they can't say no!
Kayla: hey wanna go out with me? Btw it's July 14th
Crush:welp guess I have to say yes
by _.TheApple._ July 13, 2021
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