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The Juan Noodle

Nobody knows where it came from, or what it truly is. But, the Juan Noodle has stood the test of time as a top-level sex position. It will continue to baffle the great minds of science, and pleasure those who assume the position.
Brotherrr! Me and McKenna did the Juan Noodle after doggy last night!
by BOOTS; The man not the cat. November 19, 2023
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Juan

A guy who is amazing and you would find yourself lucky if you know one because Juan’s can be your bff’s.If you have a boyfriend or like someone named Juan never let them go. Juan’s kisses may be the best ones since their soft and gentle. Also if you are loved by a Juan you are very lucky. Juan’s hugs are the best ones in the world.So if you see a Juan outhere never miss a chance to be part of their life.
ex:“Omg!!! You see that Juan he is gorgeous
by isangelina2476 May 3, 2018
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Juan

He is the team member who does nothing in the game, and he's carried in every match always and never learn how to play properly.
You are our team Juan, you're useless.
by Sting_the_high November 12, 2020
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Juan Sebastian

Juan Sebastian is the top Zara Employee who is currently attempting to disrupt the rare fish market in Mongolia. Exercise great caution when using Mongolian Fishing boots near the Hawaiian Island of "poopoo."
Mateo: Yo! Juan Sebastian is gooning!
Person 2: I need to hide my Mongolian uncle!
by Anti-Tech Extremist May 6, 2024
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Juan

A kid that won’t shut up about how Super smash Bro Melee is the best in the series, always asks what your stats are in video games, won’t shut up about competitive video game play.
OH MY GOD JUAN I DONT CARE ABOUT THE BEST STRATEGY IN A CHILDREN'S GAME!!!
by Noah Da Person October 28, 2019
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juan

a stubborn annoying Spanish boy. absolutely a nationalist, dates Mexican chicks called Ana.

isn't good at English and never does there laundry.
ana: "i think hes cute"
gaia: "nah hes juan"
by holafvck November 4, 2019
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San Juan

A tall handsome brown skin usually over 5’7 great kisser, loyal, knows how to treat a female ,wont break your heart ,large dick over 7 inches , will lighten up your day and care for you.
is that San Juan move your girl
by korra mansion September 11, 2020
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