mud slides

the brown trails on the toilet bowl after flushing a very dense turd

walter took a massive dump and left the bowl full of mud slides

by jr December 12, 2004

mud flippers

Extra large vagina lips

Dude I had to wear hiking boots her mud flippers were so big!!

by Blairdog May 17, 2007

mississippi mud

lean. purple drank.

"Hit my Mississippi Mud and continue to roll" - Z-Ro - Continue 2 Roll

by AK-47221 November 13, 2007

Mud Bath

When Two Homosexual Males practice the art of Soaking.

Nick was Morman so he only allowed Charlie to take a Mud Bath.

by DirtyCharlieKY April 01, 2011

Stick in the mud

When you are having anal sex and her shit splatters all over your dick

I waz havin sex with ma gurl and she was sayin if i wanna put my stick in the mud

by Iluvfatguys July 24, 2020

mud guards

A woman's loose and dangling labia. (See beef curtains.)

'That bitch has some nasty mud guards, yo!'

by Syd Barrett June 08, 2006

Mud rod

A frozen turd

I couldn’t get it up so I used my mud rod as a masturbatory device on my guy

by liveforfash January 02, 2018