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The only slacking website I can use and my parents are fine with it because they think its something educational. ;)
Mother: "Honey, are you doing work"
Me: "Uhh, yeah I'm on Urban Dictionary"
Mother: "Oh that's okay, have fun"
Me: "Oh, I will ;))))))"
*7 years later*
Me: "... And that's how I'm working at McDonald's"
by Siphiwe Tshabalala May 23, 2016
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The website this definition is on.
Urban dictionary has really gone downhill, don't you think?
by bryan's school account November 21, 2019
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What you are reading this off of right now.

Urban Dictionary is a fun thing to browse and, can also be useful at times.
Cole: Hey! Dude!

Carter: What?

Cole: I’m bored wanna look at Urban Dictionary?

Carter: Sure,Dude you’re a genius!
by HannahT.❤️ April 12, 2019
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The most ghetto dictionary on the internet. Definitions are usually approved by random people who vote on it's approval in order for be published or denied. It's also the place where your definitions can randomly be taken down even after approval, you can like/dislike definitions, and most of the definitions on here are wild as fuck.
Me: yo wtf, why did my definition get denied? It was a good definition man. What is wrong with urban dictionary?!
by bxby_gxrl. October 7, 2020
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A website or app that you should use when feeling funny or creative. Can also be used at that point in the night where you will basically laugh at anything. This should only be done if you are with friends who are at that same point in the night or else they might think you are a crazy mother fucker. Another precaution you should take is that you may experience shortened breath. This will be caused by you laughing the shit out of your mouth because this site/app is the funniest shit you will see for a long time.
I nearly died reading some of the crazy stuff on Urban Dictionary.
by macobex1 March 2, 2015
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The dictionary whose every definition contains either sticking fingers into vaginas or sucking on a stranger's dick.
Don't believe me? Go on Urban Dictionary and see for yourself.
by Nikooties May 9, 2019
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A Website with 90% of comments from 2003, 8% of comments from 2004-2006 and 2% of comments from 2007 onwards,
X: Go on Urban Dictionary
Y: Ok
X: Just don't go on anything that sounds wrong
Y: Ok...
by Squirrel719 June 29, 2015
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