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The Two Gingers Story.

1. A story wherein there is a ginger and another ginger

2. A story often lacking any build-up or climax and leaving the listener deeply unsatisfied.

3. A story by which all other useless and unclimactic stories is compared to.
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Erika : So you know that ginger in Diana and I's class? Well today she brought her sister, who is also a ginger.

Ben: ...

Ian: And then what?

Erika: Well that's all.

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Ben : I ate cereal this morning.

Diana : What a two-ginger story.

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Diana : So I was on the bus, and some lady got on who had a yoga mat.

Erika : That was almost as bad as The Two Gingers Story.
by bEnn101 April 21, 2011
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slip a ginger

To slip a ginger is to take a beverage from the fridge that someone brought over at a previous holiday gathering. The person wasn't expecting to have any of their preferred beverage, in this case ginger ale, at the next holiday gathering, but would've been pleasantly surprised to find one. But they won't. Because you slipped their ginger ale a month before Thanksgiving. They won't notice, of course, having not expected the ginger ale to be there. But it would've been a nice surprise, albeit small. It'll never happen, though, because you slipped their ginger.

It's like shitting in someone's Cheerios, but it doesn't ruin their day, only what might've been, and only slightly.
Stony guy 1: Did you just slip a ginger from the fridge in the garage?

Stony guy 2: Oh shit! I didn't even realize!

Stony guy 3: That's the subtlest tragedy I've ever heard while still being categorically sad.
by BeaverHockey September 27, 2013
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gine rot

the reason why women should definitely wash their private parts frequently. unbeknownst to most men, after a few days of warmth, darkness and no bathing, a smell akin to that of a dead muskrat begins to emit from between a girl's legs.

in men, a similar phenomenon known as sweaty balls occurs.
tom: "i be smelling somethin' powerful unhealthy."
bob: "yeeeeep. smells like a bobcat just got run over by a semi ... four days ago."
peter: "woo-wee! yessiree! like a rotten rattler egg baked in the sun. you smell anything, carla?"
carla: "i have to go. now." (runs)
peter: "good lordy, that was gine rot we be smellin'!"
by celessa May 9, 2008
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Gince

To look into, to look at, or to investigate something.
Let's have a gince at that!
by Stujun June 15, 2018
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Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay

The name for someone whose dad is a lawyer, and whose gay mom is in Minnesota getting surgery to remove her ring finger and leg and date other moms.
Person 1: You are an Ooma Owma Booma Bowma Giggess Flowma Floss Pathetic Cosplay.

Person 2: That saddens me greatly.
by Beanus Tightus November 29, 2018
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gingercrip

A ginger person that has the need to yell "gingercrip" at strangers. The 'crip' comes from various different things; bumming your cousin, parking in crip bays and generally being a crip.
"What you saying today Gingercrip?"
by Ginger Crip December 3, 2007
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ginger cake

Sarah; in short someone who is ginger and who Nick considers a genuine ginger cake. They may be silly in behaviour and cakey in appearence.
Sarah is a right ginger cake isnt she?
by // Nick F \\ January 14, 2008
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