farmer

a person who grows crops and like blonde chicks

He is so into her, he reminds me of a farmer

by KewlKidDan May 8, 2017

Farmer Maggot

Farmer Maggot was a Hobbit farmer who lived in Bamfurlong, which was located in the Marish region of the Shire's Eastfarthing who wields a Scythe and played by Cameron Rhodes.

"Who's your favourite character from Lord of the Rings?"
"Farmer Maggot."

by Short Angry Womann December 1, 2019

aaron farmer

a complete jackass

you are an Aaron farmer

by rebel00001 January 10, 2020

quince farmer

a farmer of quince's (homosexuals)

Person 1:hello
Person 2:hello
Person 1:im a quince farmer
Person 2:ok

by Awesome11111 October 14, 2009

Farmers League

A term to describe a league that, usually, only has a single team winning it every season.

“Man, Haaland is gonna turn the Premier League into a Farmers League.”

by Smellypoopyfartslol September 19, 2023

farmer bread

A human or being that’s from or is a landowning truck driving mullet having country being that is in a suburban neighborhood .

Tanner’s always working on his truck rather than going golfing with us. He’s farmer bread for sure

by weenygenie July 13, 2021

cactus farmer

Southern slang for the growing and distribution of cannibus and marijuana plants.

I want to move to California and become a cactus farmer

by Cactus farmer January 28, 2018