wearing a hoodie in florida

Almost completely certain to get you shanked.

Similar to: Suicide

Oi! Why are you wearing a hoodie in Florida?

by TheBestBird April 8, 2016

Florida

A GTA server that became a state.

I'm on the Florida server.

by Kev1213 March 29, 2021

faster than a Florida tail wind

To leave quickly.

They left the scene faster than a Florida tail wind.

by Saharayogi April 19, 2018

Florida Honeymoon

Describing a brief affair without benefit of marriage. Likely more appropriate to a more sexually conservative era.

“I wouldn’t think she would fuss with little details like getting married,” he said soberly. “A Florida honeymoon would be more in her line.” Raymond Chandler, The Lady in the Lake.

by Debboleh October 10, 2021

Florida

When that one friend is trying to refer to California but they aren’t the brightest

“My package is in Florida!”
*shows friend*
“You mean California?”

by Mk_is_cool July 6, 2021

Chris from south florida

Chris is a man from south florida who sends in lots of clips of car crashes to the idiots in cars youtube channel

Person 1: Yo you watch idiots in cars
Person 2: Yeah do you like chris from south florida

by UHhUhUHuHuhuhuhUHUHhUH June 7, 2022

what the florida

When some crazy stuff happens in Florida. To be used in place of “what the fuck” when describing lunacy in the state of Florida.

What the Florida. We got another streaker running down Highway 95. And, he’s also carrying an alligator.

by Purplenado March 5, 2023