The 67 year old ex marine that beat the crap out of a younger man who didn't know when to shut his mouth as seen on the youtube video AC Transit Bus Fight.
Locations of his bag are still unknown.
Locations of his bag are still unknown.
by epicbeardman February 18, 2010
An exciting moment when two hardcore gamers come together and agree on something absolutely epic. This occurrence is a rare beautiful sighting. This moment has an overload of epic ness and can be seen with two gamers having a conversation.
by Tittykiller69 November 28, 2018
by johnlovessyou November 14, 2018
While riding a bus, a rather ignorant black man approached what appeared to be a senile old man. Being the ignorant peice of shit his was, he proceeded to harass the old man and call him names such as pinky and crumple foreskin. Epic beard guy then responded by punching him in the jaw and then breaking his nose. He left the scene with the wise words "DONT FUCK WITH ME". The black man proceeded to talk shit even though he was bleeding everywhere and thus ended up looking like a stupid douchebag.
Epic beard guy: I slap the shit outta tough guys like you
Black douche: wha? WHAT?
(goes up and pushes epic beard guy)
epic beard guy then breaks his face open with his fists of fury
Black douche: wha? WHAT?
(goes up and pushes epic beard guy)
epic beard guy then breaks his face open with his fists of fury
by Guy ledoucheys February 22, 2010
Impending failure of monumental proportions. Being told this phrase can only mean one thing: there is absolutely zero chance of any victory. There is only complete and utter conquest and slaughter. The prase most suited to noobs with a poor grasp of the reality of the situation
In Star Craft:
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>
Me: You should really build your defenses up.
noob: <doesn't build defenses up>
Zergs:<gathering>
Me: Epic fail imminent...
Zergs: <rush>
noob: <suffers epic death>
by epicpwner v.2 March 15, 2008
A man. A veteran. A legacy.
In a short.. 3 days, is it? His video was viewed by millions, by the title of "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER". He is one the most honorable warriors of his time, falcon punching his opponents, in this case, young Tyrone, who decides to pick on an old man. The moral of the video is not that black people, like Tyrone, are ignorant, it is that you should respect your elders, or they will turn into Epic Beard Man and Show You His Moves. And punch you in the face. For 12 consecutive seconds, and leaving a little mark. Also see AMBER LAMPS if it exists yet.
In a short.. 3 days, is it? His video was viewed by millions, by the title of "AC Transit Bus Fight. I am a MOTHERFUCKER". He is one the most honorable warriors of his time, falcon punching his opponents, in this case, young Tyrone, who decides to pick on an old man. The moral of the video is not that black people, like Tyrone, are ignorant, it is that you should respect your elders, or they will turn into Epic Beard Man and Show You His Moves. And punch you in the face. For 12 consecutive seconds, and leaving a little mark. Also see AMBER LAMPS if it exists yet.
Senior Balls - "did you see epic beard man that one night?"
EBM - "IM EPIC BEARD MAN"
Senior Balls - "oh. You suck. Tyrone owns"
FALCON PAUNCH.
EBM - "IM EPIC BEARD MAN"
Senior Balls - "oh. You suck. Tyrone owns"
FALCON PAUNCH.
by Danago February 20, 2010
The best person to live, ever. His saxophone destroys everyone's ears with its amazing melody.
His hips dance harder than everyone's education.
His reappearance in 2017 made him more sassy and saxy than ever
His hips dance harder than everyone's education.
His reappearance in 2017 made him more sassy and saxy than ever
Stranger: yo do you remember that guy with the saxophone that made me fap?
Other Stranger: yeah, you mean epic sax guy?
Stranger: oh yes, how could I forget
Other Stranger: yeah, you mean epic sax guy?
Stranger: oh yes, how could I forget
by xX_Boss_Xx October 14, 2017