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Dyke Jerk

When a man puts his penis in a first woman's rectum and a second woman fists fucks the first woman in her vagina, stimulating the man to orgasm through the vaginal/colon wall without the man thrusting his penis while the penis is in the first woman's rectum; it's like a hand job, but without actual contact between the hand and penis. Also, the first woman is both penilely ass fucked and vaginally fist fucked at the same time, a more extreme version of a double penetration.
"Man, I was watchin' this two-hooker donkey show in TJ, and the mule was fuckin' the one hooker's ass, and then the other hooker gave the donkey a dyke jerk, felched the cum out of the first hooker's ass, and the hookers snowballed the mule's 'payload' back-and-forth before spittin' it in each other's faces - 'it was fun; I had a fun time ...!'"
by jrdl718 August 31, 2013
mugGet the Dyke Jerkmug.

Dyke

A small fucking wall - you noobs ,get it right bro

(NOT a slur if your a proper scot bitches)
I drove my car into my neighbours dyke 😐
by Not secure 🤪 June 9, 2021
mugGet the Dykemug.

That’s that dyke shit

Jj: Hell nah y’all niggas can’t put hot grabba in my joint

The guys: That’s that dyke shit
by Yoyo49302 August 10, 2022
mugGet the That’s that dyke shitmug.

Timothy Dykes

Performing the action or becoming a "Dyke"
Damn bro stop being a Timothy Dykes
by Retarded Reynolds February 11, 2019
mugGet the Timothy Dykesmug.

Your cousin a dyke

A phrase that has to be used as a last resort, as it is extremely dangerous. The insult to end all lower insults like "your mom gay" and "your granny tranny".
John: your mum gay
Carl: QUIET
John: ha, your granny granny
Carl: your cousin a dyke

Nothing more is heard as the very fibre of the universe is rended apart and Kermit the frog gets reborn as a large giant powerpuff Elmo.
by xynoxis May 12, 2018
mugGet the Your cousin a dykemug.

dyke horn

Oh girl you're getting my dyke horn tonight.
by ZeeRoja January 18, 2020
mugGet the dyke hornmug.

swim dyke

The act of attempting to walk throough a gang of lesbians and/or dykes.
St. Edmunds hall of the prep is a swim dyke
by anonymous57684356898 October 20, 2012
mugGet the swim dykemug.

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