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Doing a jointy

When you meet the woman of your dreams out partying and you can't believe you are so luck you tell her you love her and can't imagine your life without her so you go home and start passionate kissing that leads to finger banging her until you figure out you have pushed her tampon in 3/4 inches up her Virginia. Please note a really man will always apologise and say sorry this is my fault and remove the tampon and go down for the pasta sauce smile.
Hey sparky the woman was amazing last night, yeah took her home ended up doing a jointy I think we are getting married.
by Boris_1986 August 17, 2021
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Doing a Megan

Breaking anything previously thought to be unbreakable, Putting the yogurt pot in the sink and the spoon in the bin,

Excessive Clumsiness.
"why is the milk in the cupboard and sugar in the fridge"?
"Urghh, I was Doing a Megan"
by God23 February 23, 2010
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doing a Kris

To leave a group prematurely, often due to feelings of unfairness, isolation or uneven roles and divisions of labour.

The majority group attempts to establish a meta-contrast between the leaver and the group, in some cases resulting in high profile media interest.

Contrary to the intention of the majority group, a large external following supports the minority as they identify with the negative aspects and empathise for the reason of leaving.
Kris leaving EXO is the origin of "doing a Kris"
Twitter #WeBeliveInYouKris etc.
by sexypigeon May 16, 2014
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Doing a Woody

To have a conversation with one in which you ask them deep and meaningful questions and make them contemplate their lives, the universe and everything in between to a point where they move to Mongolia, become a Monk and live a life of prayer and contemplation.
Raging League Player: "OMG IM SO ANNOYED AT THIS GAME!!!"

Insightful Game Employee: "Have you considered the fact that your anger may be the root of your anger towards the game?"

Raging League Player: "Hm no I have not...., wait are you doing a woody to me?"
by xxAssasian123 October 8, 2014
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Do A Daryn

When your mate say's he'll come out at 7pm but arrives hour later than planned.

When your mate tell's you anytime before 4pm is too early.

When you have a rave on VR chat at 4am.
I'm going to Do A Daryn and show up an hour late.

James said he will be out at 7pm but it's 8:30pm? Oh he's Doing A Daryn.

I was up late last night, I Did A Daryn.

Guy 1: "Oh yes i'll come to the cinema, wait before 4pm?, No I can't it's too early!"

Guy 2: "Oh he's Done A Daryn."

Don't Do A Daryn and actually show up on time please!

Don't Do A Daryn and come outside for once, those VR chat Raves can wait.
by Mitch Alin83 August 9, 2018
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Doing The Cat

Interacting with a cat. Doing so can cause harm.
Man 1: I'm thinking about doing the cat.
Man 2:Please do not the cat.
Man 1:(Does the cat)
Man 1:(Dies)
Man 2:That's what you get for doing the cat.
by Epic69gamer January 7, 2021
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do a hitler

When you get mad at a particular group of people and wish you had the ability (and maybe you do) to rearrange their limbs.
If John wasn't sexually attracted to girls, he'd do a Hitler on them.
by u1tr@ $w@g m@$ter defIner April 6, 2015
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