Dry Docking

It's when a girl shits into a condom and then uses this as a dildo.

"I was so horny yesterday, i was dry docking all night long!"

"Shut up you dry docker!"

by Ella and Gym December 7, 2006

dry docking

see dry humping

After their senior prom, Brad and Gina snuck off to the limousine for some heavy petting and dry docking.

by Rob_G March 14, 2004

docking

1: Whatever you read above related to gayness.

2: The act of having an object inserted into ones dickhole repeatedly and forcefully. While some consider the act excruciatingly painful, others still have popularized the act while chronicling their mid-life crisis.

Eric Schaeffer can't believe he's still single despite the fact that he enjoys dominatrix docking.

by Green Taylor Simms May 11, 2009

Rocket Docket

The act of ramming a gavel up a woman's ass while wearing judge's robes and yelling "Rocket Docket!"

I took a hot paralegal back to my chambers, then I gave her the rocket docket on the bench.

by John Q. Hofstetter September 10, 2007

docker mouth

to give oral pleasure to your boss, and occasionally his dress pants (dockers) may get in your mouth

Bro 1: Did you hear what Maddie did to Mr. Williams?
Bro 2: No, not a clue.
Bro 1: She needed a raise so she blew him.
Bro 2: No shit, did she get a case of docker mouth?
Bro 1: Yea a whole zipper.

by WolfInSheepsClothes September 28, 2014

Umbilical Docking

When a man with a large gut (fufab) whose belly button hole is deep because he is so ginourmous takes another man's penis into that gapping umbilical hole.

This also allows the man who is the receiver to perform other activities.

Caution: the umbilical cavity should be checked for foreign objects prior to docking!

Sam could not dock with his gay lover because he couldn't find his penis due to his fufab so they improvised and did a little Umbilical Docking.

"Hey Buddy, just Umbilical Dock me while I finish this hot dog."

by Ram M. Stein October 5, 2009

Dockin

The act of giving a blowjob while taking a dump.

I thought blumpkins were exciting, until I talked my wife into a dockin. She enjoys long shits, I enjoy blow jibbers...win win

by Seatadia August 12, 2017