San Diego Double Fuck

When you have a closing shift but you need to open the next day. Also called clopening.

Dan Schneider: "What do you mean you have to work tomorrow morning? Didn't you just close?"
Rob Dyrdek: "They hit me with the San Diego Double Fuck man. I have to go in again."

by paycheckbingus November 6, 2023

Diego

Diego very unfunny guy tried to be the class clown but just really ain’t funny usually very hairy down there.. and a big old cheater not very loyal best friend is probably named Jayden definitely likes girls named Mia or ava and especially a freak

a very nice funny guy and kinda weird but that Diego got ya!

by Jeanhadle November 19, 2023

San Diego Jackhammer

When you eat pop rocks and give someone a blowjob at the same time

Dude, I just got a San Diego Jackhammer

by Jackdimmadomeee July 28, 2018

diego marquez

The sexiest man ever. May not seem like it but his personality is sexy as fuck. Easy to talk to but hard to get with.

You see that guy over there, do you think he’s a ‘Diego Marquez’ ?

by Jaime F. November 30, 2017

Diego

A kind, beautiful girl with short hair who only speaks Spanish and keeps calling a guy that´s a bit younger than her who only speaks English ¨cute,¨ ¨beautiful,¨ etc. The guy isn´t sure if she likes him or not, but they´re teaching eachother their native languages.
She likes Harry Potter.

¨I met this girl, her name´s Diego. I kinda like her and I can´t tell if she likes me or not!! Please help, bro!!¨

by GalvanisticYoungInhuman November 18, 2024

Diego Day

created by Aidan, Diego Day is celebrated in April 12th. It’s a day to celebrate the queen diego

someone hot: hey! don’t forget to post diego, it’s diego day!
someone else hot: i already did! have you?

by ApricotPrince April 12, 2021

Diego Torres Portal

okay! how start? he is so handsome, when I met him .... he was being difficult, but I was always there because he was the guy who drove me crazy. I think he's the love of my life, he's my safe place. when I feel bad I go to him and he makes the moment happy.
I want to describe him a little bit, he is the most handsome boy i've ever met, he is very polite, sometimes he is serious and when he looks very sexy.
I can't put aside that he is the most sentimental person I've ever met. When he share his love with me I can't stop falling in love.
Finally, I must say that despite our fights, I love him so much and he will always have a place in my heart, whatever happens.

Diego Torres Portal, te amooooo
de tu dropet pig

by droplet pig November 22, 2021