caring capacity

Much like the biology term: "Carrying Capacity". It is the most one can care about any particular situation.

"Oh, and also we're going to have balloons and watch movies and there will be cake. And omg Jimmy is invited and I hope he goes, but also-"

"Karen, stop. I've reached my Caring Capacity"

by I_aim_to.irritate November 23, 2015

care package friend

The friend who shows up only when you're doing great in life.

It wasn't until I started making real money that friends I don't normally hang out with hit me up. I only fuck with my A1s, no care package friends.

by E11evendashOne May 7, 2018

secondary training college for early childhood care

School were you learn how to take care of children in kindergarten.
You have to stay there five years.

I'm going to Secondary Training College for Early Childhood Care.

by Blueberry16 January 2, 2017

who/cares

who/cares are neopronouns used by closeted gay men who want to communicate to other gay men so they can talk in private.

I go by who/cares. ;)

by lizardcommie July 26, 2021

cares

who?

'Joe' knock knock
'Biden' who?
'Joe' Ligma ba...
'Biden' cares

by zzyz July 17, 2022

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

A very original roast.

Who ever cared about your life? Oh wait, you don't even have a life!

by anonymous November 20, 2023

Who cares

A joke made made a smooth brained bisexual

This guy makes the joke who cares because he’s an idiot

by TealStreetis4nerdz August 10, 2024