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Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023
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Boot Knocker

A male or female that frequents the local Line Dancing bar with the sole purpose of hooking up, not minding the fact it’s the same group of people every week; Boot knockers.
I see him dance with a new girl every week… what a “Boot Knocker”!
by Johnny Han August 17, 2023
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Fruit boot

An derogatory name for Gay,lesbian, transgender, or any other LGBTQXYZ
Hey, Mark do you prefer to have sex with women or men? Man go on with that shit, I ain't no FRUIT BOOT! I love women!!!
by Swanson AL Bronson April 5, 2022
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Boot That Junt

(Verb)
Most used in sports as hitting or kicking the ball. Instead of "kick the ball" or "hit the ball" you would replace it with "boot that junt". Most of the time, it provides encouragement to the teammate's to boot that junt and score.
As watermelondra was getting close to scoring the winning game Claire yelled, "Watermelonondra! Boot that junt!" and she scored.
by Ihongbuns August 30, 2016
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City boots

"Cowboy boots are useless on icy sidewalks, you need a pair of City boots"
by grimly fiendish January 30, 2022
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Boot & blow

When a girl is giving you head and pukes on your dick.
Marsha gave me a boot & blow after that crazy party last night
by Biglazyboy94 November 1, 2020
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boot goofin'

Verb: To have fun or be generally excited while wearing your boots. Not to be confused with regular goofin'; which can be done without wearing your boots.
"Look at megan having fun out there on the dance floor in her boots. She's boot goofin'"
by Penisalota July 31, 2017
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