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Bloody Osama

The act of having sex with a woman who is on her period and then ejaculating into her left eye.
Julie was kind of drunk and horny and made me do her last night even though she was on the rag. So I gave her a Bloody Osama!
by Samuel Effing Johnson May 25, 2011
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Bloody Sanchez

When your girl is on her period take advantage and fuck her while she is bleeding. Then you rub your penis on her face with all that period blood on it.
Man last night my girlfriend was on her period, so I made her feel worse by giving her a bloody Sanchez
by Nappyboy333333 September 29, 2011
mugGet the Bloody Sanchezmug.

Bloody Cumbutt

An old Norwegian translation referring to the mixture of thick, as well as viscous fluids, that flow from a girls asshole after getting butt fucked for the first time.
Baby, your toilet is overflowed with bloody cumbutt /sigh/ I'm sorry;(.
by Beefy Curtains September 25, 2014
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bloody chuckle

Hand-job performed upon male in either hetro or homo relationship, which results in the male recieving the stimulation to bleed from his penis.
"Debbie gave me a hand-job last night; it was a bloody chuckle"
by Chuckle Bros October 7, 2008
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bloody decimal

1) This is when a decimal point is created by getting some stupid emo to cut themselves and bleed on the page to create a decimal point.

2) When you punch someone straight in the forehead wearing a single circular-mount ring causing a red mark to appear on their forehead.
1) "Come here Ohmed u fuckin emo kid i need a bloody decimal to add effect to my work."

2) "That bloody decimal looked sore"
"It was"
by Kilted Kayaker November 23, 2006
mugGet the bloody decimalmug.

Bloody poop pickle

A nonsensical, ridiculous, stupid pejorative used to infuriate your friends who have penises that are much larger than your own.
Joe: You’re such a bloody poop pickle.
Sam: If you say that again I will skull fuck you until your dog dies.
by P-fart September 4, 2019
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my bloody valentine

The greatest dream pop band of all time. Their sheets of guitar noise will tuck you in like a blanket.
I thought I was having a hillucinatory episode, but it turned out I was merely listening to the sublime sounds of My Bloody Valentine.
by Peter Parker November 13, 2003
mugGet the my bloody valentinemug.

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