by THEGUUUUUUUUUYYYYYY October 10, 2022
by EHZD October 12, 2019
It’s a like a towel but warmer and fuzzier and when you cover your entire body with it except you face murderers and monsters are powerless because of the protection of the blanket and it’s force field.
Dude 1: wow it’s scary here
Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters
Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better
Dude 2: don’t be scared man I brought blankets to protects us from the cold and the monsters
Dude 1: thanks man that make me feel way better
by That funny person February 09, 2020
Zeke: My blanket are the best!
John: Shut the fuck up!
Zeke: You are fucking jealous!
John: I hate you!
Zeke: Get out of my fucking house!
John: I am sorry!
Zeke: I am still fucking pissed at you!
John: Shut the fuck up!
Zeke: You are fucking jealous!
John: I hate you!
Zeke: Get out of my fucking house!
John: I am sorry!
Zeke: I am still fucking pissed at you!
by DOGMAN_5676 June 12, 2020
A soft piece of cloth that is home to many introverts and extroverts alike. It gives a sense of comfort no matter where you are at (unless we are talking about mud and rain). It makes you feel so comfy that you wish you can bring it everywhere you go, but too bad sometimes teachers say no : ( .
Texter 1:"Take your blanket to school day"
*sends Be_Jealous PNG
Texter 2: "I wish my school celebrated such a holiday"
Texter 3: "Don't worry the teacher will confiscated it any moment now"
Texter 1 cries as blanket is taken away
*sends Be_Jealous PNG
Texter 2: "I wish my school celebrated such a holiday"
Texter 3: "Don't worry the teacher will confiscated it any moment now"
Texter 1 cries as blanket is taken away
by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021
When you clip your pubic region and leave excess chaff that during intercourse accumulates on your partner wheat because you didn't brush off properly
Superman Cleveland Steamer Boston Steamer Golden Shower Whenever your trimmed stubs create a Hay Blanket over your partners wheat field.
by KevinTheBunSeller March 31, 2016
A version of the "monster under your bed," which is feared by people who are afraid of the dark. It is believed that if you leave one of your legs out of the blanket while you're sleeping so it doesn't get too hot for you, this mysterious being will grab the exposed leg and take you into his evil lair.
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
It may also just be your cat. But what if you don't own a cat?
"I'm hot."
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
"Just pull the blanket up."
"I can't. The blanket leg demon will steal me away."
"*Sigh* Will you ever let that go?"
by Ubeenbamboozledson August 13, 2021