Turkish Blanket

When a woman with pubic hair wipes back to front leaving a smear up the front rug.

Wow it looked like a Turkish blanket down there

by Randy Neil November 21, 2024

Piggie in a Blanket

When a man wraps his dick in duct-tape and masturbates.

When i think of the feeling of duct-tape, i can't help but to pull a piggie in a blanket

by ShadyAzzBish March 02, 2016

heroin blanket

A blanket with many burn holes from cigarettes from passing out.

May also be caused by blunts.

Passing out causes may be from being too drunk, too stoned or just by using heroin.

Most commonly seen in heroin communities--

Is not limited to blankets. Heroin shorts/pants are common as well.

Why don't you throw away that heroin blanket? There's no way it can keep you warm with all those holes.

by &n0n August 10, 2017

pepperoni pizza blanket

Pepperoni Pizza flavored condom that you hope stretches.

Dawg, I gave her a gigantic slice of pepperoni pizza blanket last night.

by nstlr007 December 08, 2019

blanket bugs

The act of being under a blanked, and suddenly your body hair awkwardly shifts, causing the feeling of bugs on your skin.

"When I crawled into bed, the blanket bugs were ridiculous"

by JTK1919 October 08, 2009

Dog Blanket Bar

A hipster bar where the dress code is exclusively skinny jeans and check shirts. The shirt must look like it is fashioned from a old dog's blanket.

Guy 1: Dude, fancy a pint in the star of bethnal green after you've dropped the kids off?

Guy 2: Forget that shit hole. Its a dog blanket bar these days! Lets go to the crown instead.

by Spansih Ricky August 27, 2013

Blanket Derping

To derp indiscriminately. To derp without control.

Have you seen my derp face? I was blanket derping in English class.

by FedoraWithFeathers March 01, 2012