ten to two bird

your in a nightclub. it's ten to two. You have no bird. Anything will do. even gingers

babs at a nightclub at ten to two. Using the line 'it's too easy'.

by youdontknowme December 2, 2004

The Baby bird

After someone has a ridicules number of double shots of eggnog on the Opie and Anthony show, someone else will lay flat on their back while the eggnog-shooter projectile vomits into the lying persons mouth.
The act of doing this was dubbed "The baby bird" by comic Joe Rogan due to its similarities to a mama bird pre-eating, then feeding a baby bird

AKA "Sea of (screaming) laughter"

-Witnesses
"Oh God! OH God! Ooh No!"
"The baby bird is going down!"
"The baby bird! Is happening!!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA!!!"
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! HA HA!"
"OoohhHH my GOD!!!"
"No Way! NO WAY!"
"HAAAA HA HA HA!!!"
-Sea of laughter
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! HA HA!"
"OH my GOD!!!"
"AiiIIEEEEeeee! Haw HAW Huh Huh!!
"NO WAY!"
"NO WAY DID THAT JUST HAP- NO WAY DID THAT JUS- JUS- AWWWWWW!!! NO WAY! NO WAY Did That just happen!"
"Oh my god!!..Oh my god!..Oh my god!"
"I almost wet myself, i swear to you im laughing so hard"
"OUTSTANDNG!"
"That was the greatest moment in radio history PERIOD!"
-Witnesses

by KiLLplay December 6, 2006

bird

in the uk, bird is a common expression for an amount (any) of prison time.

no dave tonight then?

No man,he got pulled on a warrant,he'll be doing bird for the next six months.

by 20bag June 5, 2007

J Bird

A term referring to a large joint. J represents 'Joint' whereas Bird represents "How High you will be.' This term is used primarily in the Bay Area.

"Grab some papers from the corner store so we can roll up a J Bird and get hella high."

by b2a1y3 March 8, 2009

Early Bird

The ultimate way to start an all-day binge. Refers to being up and drunk within 4-6 AM and staying up for the entire day (until you would normally go to bed on a drinking day, sometimes taking you to 24 hours). Make sure you have atleast 1 great drinking ally or several drinking buddies for this veritable marathon of booze. Its lesser relatives are the 'Rise and Souse' and the 'AM attack'

You: I had a killer Saturday, it was a bonafide Early Bird. 24 hours of heavy drinking insanity.

Well-Informed Cockney Englishman: Remarkable! Nothin like getting shined to the tits, eh? Right proper job mate, you flunk your booze like a reg'lar champine.

You: Right on.

by GregTheDrinker October 18, 2008

jub jub bird

commonly confused for an insane state of consciousness. in reality it is a person who carries an excessive amount of chaos on his or her shoulders at that point in time. if one takes the time to get to know the jub jub bird they will find the light in the darkness of his chaos. the jub jub bird is capable of anything and everything, and will do anything and everything to see the ones he loves happy. once the jub jub bird cares about you, you will forever be protected by him.

"oh shit! he's becoming the jub jub bird."

by jublove November 15, 2011

To Kill a Mocking Bird

Great book.
People say it sucks simply because they don't understand the narrator's sarcasm.

I rather have my toe nails ripped off than read To Kill a Mocking Bird!

Fuck you!

by akejlkjlgkjla November 21, 2006