Bend Turnaround

After swearing that you are going to have a quiet night in, your mate with a Craft Beer problem turns up with a slab of cans. Next thing you know you are banging down the door of the local Jif Merchant looking for a bag of whiff.

Bollocks, Serious Neil arrived and I have suffered a severe Bend Turnaround. Looks like I will be having a cry wank at 5am again.

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

Bands

Money that contains 1,000 dollars in a rubber band.

Yo bro how much u got saved up.

To be honest my bro I got bands at the crib bro

by Jdawgdasavage July 29, 2022

Bendecko

Fucking faggit

Brad a Bendecko he

wants to have butt sex with Steve.

by Spyderwear August 23, 2022

beads started vibrating

An expression that refers to a situation in which someone starts to perform better than before.
Context: World chess champion, Magnus Carlsen, accuses Hans Niemann of cheating after losing to him. Wild theory is that Hans used programmable vibrating anal beads to cheat in the game.

After being behind in the quiz competition for the first few rounds, his beads started vibrating as he finished first, trumping in the last two rounds.

by fractalmind404 October 2, 2022

BandsMaker2718

a really awesome and cool guy who everyone loves and finds funny and cool

man i really wanna be like BandsMaker2718 when i grow up!!!

by BandsMaker2718 October 18, 2022

Bendalling

When someone bails on a physically grueling activity with a vague excuse. Usually in the context of a minor injury or health issue such as “feeling gassy” or a joint or body part is “sore”

You coming to the ride day today or are you gonna Bendall?

Larry isn’t coming to the gym today because he’s Bendalling

by Garagamel November 4, 2022

benas

/bi ʌɪz/

exclamation
used to indicate approval or gratitude.
(Most often used by manic individuals)

"you got the new Funko Pop? Benas!"

by jimxcds November 11, 2022