When a male and female are having sex,the male pulls his penis out of the female and ejaculates onto her teddy bear. The bear is covered in semen and the male must leave the residence immediately.
Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.
Paddington Bear was also a childrens show. circa 1980's.
by Henry Boggins August 29, 2006
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Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.
David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!
Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)
David: Fuck you, man!
(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)
Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.
(Exit pursued by a bear)
Bear: Mmmmm, oh by the way, I was just diagnosed with HIV.
David: What?! You know I only go bareback!!!
Bear: Don't you mean "bearback"? (chuckles)
David: Fuck you, man!
(David removes the bear's cock from his ass and quickly puts his clothes back on)
Bear: No, wait! Cum back! (aside) Tee-hee.
(Exit pursued by a bear)
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(n.) Beer-did bich-tit
The limpid, pale, hair-covered mammaries of a bearded male-bitch who has been suckled too long by his mother, thus resulting in him exhibiting a pussy-like demeanor when placed in any social situation.
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The limpid, pale, hair-covered mammaries of a bearded male-bitch who has been suckled too long by his mother, thus resulting in him exhibiting a pussy-like demeanor when placed in any social situation.
See under: bitch, pussy, tit, hairy, beard
Emily: Ughh I can’t take Raffi’s whiny ass anymore!
Dara: For fuck’s sake he needs to stop being such a bearded bitch-tit and grow a pair.
Dara: For fuck’s sake he needs to stop being such a bearded bitch-tit and grow a pair.
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"She's so rough-looking I'll bet she goes bear hunting with a switch!"
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