assy bastard

A bastard who is acting assy.
May or may not be homosexual.

"God man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?"

by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005

Emo Bastard

A guy that doesnt exsist. Emos arent bastards. They might be misunderstood by you lesser accepting people out there, but just because they are different does not give you the right to steriotype them as bastards. Emo bastard is not a correct term.

Prep:look at that emo bastard over there, hes such a bastard
Me:why is he a bastard?
Prep: because hes an emo
Me:wtf?

by Emilyyyyyy8vvv November 11, 2006

Cheeky Bastard

When you insert your penis in between the left cheek of one girl and the right cheek of another girl and thrust at a rapid pace

Dude I had a sick threesome with Ruth and Elane... They let me give them a cheeky bastard

by Ryan Browson January 25, 2014

bastard child

Term used for video game sequels that are completely unrelated to the first one. Some infamous examples include Super Mario Bros 2, Zelda 2: The Adventure of Link, and Castlevania 2: Dracula's Curse. Games like these have different gameplay mechanics and sometimes completely different enemies and final bosses (Except for Castlevania 2 in this case).

For all 3 games mentioned, they have elements that are carried on to later games of their series.

Person A: Remember that game Super Mario Bros 2?
Person B: Yeah that game was a bastard child of the Super Mario series. Bowser wasn't even in the game.

by bobusageto October 17, 2010

bastard fans

fans of blackburn rovers, hated rivals of burnley fc, and burnley fans, (see burnley fans or dingles)

"lets kick those blackburn bastard's heads in"

by burnley fc March 23, 2004

[Hippie Bastard]

A Term Used Within Northern Ireland Amongst The Chavs. Usually To Insult A Hippie But They Just Laugh And Walk On.

Chav: Hippie Bastard!
Hippie : Hard Led Leek Arent Yee! (Piss Taking)
Chav: What Tha Fuck Yooh Say Yah Hippie Bastard.
Hippie: Get A New Fucking Insult You Pathetic Loser.

by IrishCuntBeg July 16, 2008

mook bastard

a stupid, dumb, slow,or lazy

scott: hurry up you mook bastard!
aj: im going as fast as i can.

by k mizzle for izzle January 16, 2005