Elijah

Elijah is a caring, funny, and honest person which can be one of your bestest friends (if you can make one your boyfriend you are a lucky girl).He may seem shy at first, but once you get to know him he will talk to the point that it's really annoying but cute in a way.Super-athletic, you might find him playing soccer or football with the guys.He might look stupid at first, but once you get to know him, you'll realize that they are really intelligent.He is also the nicest person you'll ever meet!He will drop whatever they're doing to help you.In conclusion, if you know someone named Elijah don't let them go, you will regret it

Girl drops books*
Elijah: Are you okay?
Helps her pick up the books*
Girl: Thanks
Elijah: No problem

Elijah: Can I have your number?
Girl: Sure

Elijah and the girl are now in 12 th grade and a happy couple

Based on a true story*

by Nonyabussiness123 January 1, 2022

Elijah

Your average 5'10" white guy. Or so you thought. He might have ADHD, and a bit of depression, but despite all this, he's got a massive heart. He loves his friends sooooo much, and will always support them. He can sometimes get sucked into stuff because of peer pressure, and tends to be super spastic! He tends to procrastinate, but can help you in a pinch. He always seems to be fidgeting with something. He gets angry easily, but it's just a cover up for how he really feels, which is often confused. But yeah, if you know an Elijah, know he's going to be a super loyal friend. P.S. he tends to fall for girls that are super nice to him, and easily put up with his insanity. If you date him, he will be super loyal, and will help you through your hard times. Know he will always be there.

Friend: Hey, Elijah, I didn't do the essay! Could you help me?
Elijah: Yeah! No problem, let me explain it to you and help you write your outline! When you're done I'll help you edit it.

by Theguywhowritesyourpapers November 24, 2021

Elijah

Elijah tends to be incredibly wholesome. He's also surprisingly chill. Usually on the taller side.

"Aw, look, it's Elijah!"

"God, I love that guy."

by maddalynn_ March 7, 2021

Elijah

A dirt bag. Literally, doesn't shower, hair is always greasy, and stanks like sewer. Doesn't care about anything, nothing at all. Player, seriously will cheat anyone and thinks he can get all them babes even though he's a whole ass potato (not the good ones). A dweeb who has no life and sits in his chair all day watching anime.

God, no one likes that Elijah kid...

by Yourhighness_theduck March 16, 2022

Elijah

A Fat Cunt.

Man he sure is being an Elijah today.

by 8008S8=====D March 30, 2022

Elijah

The biggest brain in the world he can out play u in minecraft smack u in fortnite top 4% of his grade .
Has an amazing youtube channel with amazing content and he has alot of friends

The mans a big brain

No he is an Elijah

by DerrpyFish August 19, 2020

Elijah

An older brother figure who is a pedo to every other little child accept you. Must keep an eye on him otherwise he wont do his homework and/or will blow his brains out

Elijah is a huge fag

by ewijahbiggiefag September 16, 2018