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Digital Shoelaces

The very basic know-how of computer usage (or lack thereof).
" I swear to god, mate my auntie Kath will be the death of me. She begs (whines) for help over the same BASIC internet/computer functions over and over again, regardless of how many times I explain it to her! Some people just can't even tie their digital shoelaces if their bloody lives depended on it!
by Sebastian Agner December 6, 2024
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digital tyranny

The government's push for more and more surveillance online – things like banning encryption standards, banning mobile applications due to them providing high privacy standards, banning Virtual Private Networks (or severely restricting their usage), and various similar things.
The UK government is committing more and more digital tyranny as we speak: it is not reasonable to ban end-to-end encryption.
by TheRedXD February 21, 2025
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digital piece

a cell phone, mobile phone, PDA, sidekick, beeper. Any handheld device that you use to communicate
trick out your digital piece son!!!

cop some tones fo yo digital piece!!
by BringMeDabir April 20, 2006
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Digital Couple

When a short and fat guy marries a thin and tall girl or vice versa, then they can be called a digital couple. Coz, when they stand together they resemble a 1 and 0.
Ramesh : Hey did you meet Carla and Sam?
Eric : No, I could not. I want to though..
Ramesh : They are a true digital couples. Try to make it next time.
by scamafia February 23, 2011
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digit blocker

After spending several hours chatting someone up online, person A asks for person B's phone number. Person B plays hard to get and indicates that person A just might be lucky enough to get the phone number so person A persists with hopes that person B will eventually give in. Person A SHOULD just give up because Person B is just playing hard to get and who has time for that?
Sam: Dave, ya know I think you're superfly and would enjoy having a chat on the phone, seeing how we've hit it off on the computer for about 12 hours now.
Dave: Um no, I'm just going to tease you for ages before you finally show zero interest in me. At that point, I might give you my number just to see if you still want it.
Sam: Why ya gotta be like that, you Digit Blocker.
by Toozday October 16, 2008
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Digital Salute

noun - a salute is a sign of respect. It is also a traditional way of showing your hand to make it obvious that you do not have a weapon in it so are not threatening.
A digital salute is a friendlier version of that - needing only a single finger. The middle one. Usually served with beer & friends.
hot-gf: “Selfie?”
R2: “well let’s all show the digital salute for that - smile!”
by BobBEGGZ July 27, 2025
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