your mom in a two piece

an insult that can be used at any time refferring to your mother in a two piece bathing suit. similar to "YOUR MOM."

one kid: Man, i heard you were a little bitch.
The other kid: Your mom in a two piece.

by evan c November 11, 2007

Your Mom Goes To Collage

An insult regarding the artistic ability of a person's female parent, especially in regards to the cutting-up and re-gluing of pictures from magazines.

Found especially among students of Graphic or Interior Design, as no one else cares (or knows) about the artistic abilities of their mother.

This insult is perhaps a parody of misspelling/mispronunciation of Kip Dynamite's crushing yet witty line your mom goes to college.

Graphic Design Student: You wouldn't know an "Interior" if it were labled--in chartreuse!
Interior Design Student: Oh, yeah? You call *that* "graphic design"? I made better collages than that when I was three!
Graphic Design Student: Your mom goes to collage.
Interior Design Student: *runs away crying*

by Lady Chevalier July 18, 2005

your mom is your dad

used as a comeback for when your friend is hitting you with a your mom insult
weirdly effective

Person 1 : your mom is fat!
Person 2 : YOUR MOM IS YOUR DAD
Person 1 : ..... (can't come up with a better comeback)
Person 2 : OHH ROASTED CHICKEN

by thegodofallbeings November 12, 2017

Would your mom like it?

The definition of punk rock. Whenever something is called into question as to whether it is indeed "punk rock," simply ask the question, "Would your mom like it?" If the answer is NO, then the subject is indeed PUNK ROCK.

Punk 1: That guy just took a shit on the stage!! Is that punk rock?

Punk 2: Would your mom like it?

Punk 1: No...

Punk 2: Then yes.

by SoFat July 15, 2010

Me When Your Mom

Me When Your Mom is a more gentlemen-ty way to say "damn, your mom is hot"

Me when.., Me when your..., when you..., your...., when...,me!, me when.., me when..., Me When Your Mom

by DeezJoe November 27, 2021

your mom have gay

when your mom have fucking gay

your mom have gay motherfuck

by freskoko November 17, 2017

Balls Deep In Your Mom

It refers to when your deep inside someone's mother exactly what the word implies your sexually deep throating someone's mom mostly use this as a comeback or you are legitimately putting balls deep in their mom.

Chris: What are you doing
Tyron: I'm Balls Deep In Your Mom
Chris: N****a

by Juanes C. March 20, 2022